Long-Volatility Fund Manager Slams Media 'Fake News': "I Am Not A Bond Villain"

Chris Cole, Founder and CIO of Artemis Capital, has often been mentioned on this site ("Beware the false calm", "It's Not The Everything Bubble, It's The Global Short Volatility Bubble", "The Coming Crash Will Be Like 1987...But Worse", "This Is Just An Appetizer" )

His insights and experience in volatility markets have frequently brought a breath of fresh air (and realism) to a narrative of 'everything is awesome' that generally consists of so-called professionals who have lived their trading lives in a "first, put on pants; second, sell vol; third, make money"-world...

That is until last week.

As Cole's fund, Artemis, weathered the stormy market very well, The Guardian contacted him  - presumably as someone smart to see this debacle coming and profiting from it. The story did not quite come out that way...

All of which prompted Chris to pen a letter to The Guardian and its readers to expose the truth, as he notes "Unfortunately the truth does not sell newspaper, but sensationalism does."

Dear Guardian Readers and Editor of the Guardian:

I am deeply disappointed in the recent Guardian article, “Making millions from chaos: the fund cashing in on the stock market collapse” by Rupert Neate, highlighting my firm, Artemis Capital Management and myself, Christopher Cole.

With that in mind, let me apologize to the readers of The Guardian for a gross misrepresentation of what my firm does, which runs counter to our values.

The article is an example of sensationalist journalism, where under the guise of a request for market commentary, my comments were quoted in part, rather than taken in context, in order to depict me as a grandiose high stakes gambler. The article fundamentally misunderstands the hedge fund industry, Artemis’s long volatility strategy, and how institutional portfolio management actually works.

When Mr. Neate first contacted me, it was under an alternative pretense about "gathering market commentary about the recent sell off and volatility spike". It is rather normal for credible journalists to seek my analysis on the topic of stock market volatility, and we are routinely quoted in the press. While the topic of the market was discussed initially, the line of questioning quickly devolved into a series of aggressive, probing, and highly uncomfortable questions aimed at Artemis’s performance, what I planned to do with my ‘winnings’, my individual net worth, all of which I repeatedly declined to answer on more than one occasion.

I never once stated that I personally made "millions" from a market sell-off, and this was entirely inferred by the author of the article, after I declined to comment. In retrospect, the interview should have been terminated at that point as the true intentions of the journalist were being revealed.

Let me correct the image presented in the article.

Artemis is not a gambling bet on other people’s lives and savings. I’m not making the "Don’t Pass Bet", and no one at Artemis is out there rooting for the market to collapse. It would be insultingly cavalier and reckless to disclose, let alone brag about, making millions of dollars at the expense of others’ losses, as implied by Mr. Neate.

Contrary to this sensationalist journalism, long volatility is simply a protective investment. Institutional investors, including pensions and endowments, as well as accredited investors can include our long volatility strategy within their portfolio as a hedge against market crises. We are, in effect, a cost-effective form of portfolio insurance, pretty boring stuff that does not make for interesting conversation at a cocktail party.

If we do our jobs right during market turmoil and heightened volatility, teachers and doctors won’t be laid off, life savings and retirement plans are not critically harmed, and investors have a solid defensive position in their portfolio. This is what I meant when I told Mr. Neate that my clients would be “very pleased” by our performance. The exact statement in context was "I expect investors will be very pleased that we followed our mandate", which means we are executing the strategy we promised to implement. Anything beyond that, is inference and innuendo.

Unfortunately the truth does not sell newspaper, but sensationalism does.

Despite all this, the article does accurately capture my view that we are capitulating toward an uncontrollable financial crisis in the next few years.

In our research, Artemis has been extremely critical of central bank policies worldwide. I have said on multiple occasions how the policies of central banks have contributed to and magnified income disparity across the globe, which threatens to destabilize democracy worldwide and cause a financial crash. I discussed this very issue in my paper from October 2015, “Volatility and the Prisoner’s Dilemma” (http://www.artemiscm.com/welcome#research):

Global Capitalism is trapped in its own Prisoner’s Dilemma; forty four years after the end of the Bretton Woods System global central banks have manipulated the cost of risk in a competition of devaluation leading to a dangerous build up in debt and leverage, lower risk premiums, income disparity, and greater probability of tail events on both sides of the return distribution.”

“The current monetary experiment, left unchecked, will inevitably threaten the very fabric of our democracy.”

Income disparity is not a laughing matter. My line about the volcanic island-base was used to diffuse tension over a shockingly personal line of questions lobbied by Mr. Neate about my net worth. I regret it. Contrary to my joke, I’m not a Bond-villain.

The goal of Artemis is not to make money off the backs of investor misfortune during a market crisis. Our goal is to protect our clients against excess market losses due to policy failure.

I sincerely apologize to the readers of the Guardian or anyone offended by the misrepresentation of our values in this article, and will do my best to be smarter about these media relations in the future.

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"Fake News" comes to the short-vol trade. It appears that, just like shorts, anyone is not all-in levered long stocks with every penny of their net worth is not a true patriot...


MusicIsYou Tue, 02/13/2018 - 18:01 Permalink

It's most unfortunate that all the Hedge Fund managers don't realize bankers via the media are going to throw Hedge Fund managers under the bus for the looming financial crisis. Baaaaa little lamb. And they thought they were in the big league.

Arrowflinger Tue, 02/13/2018 - 18:05 Permalink

Just remember, when financiers  go accruing, everybody  else takes a screwing.

Even southern community bankers  drew bonuses and fees on accrued forward profits  built on the ponzi.

iadr MusicIsYou Wed, 02/14/2018 - 10:28 Permalink

Do you want to want to explain your naive and incorrect statement?

Or are you happy to let it sit there in its fulsome wrongness?


Relevant big picture statements that *are* correct:

market needs buyers and sellers in balance- or rather it creates them. demonizing one side is extraordinarily foolish.

Maybe the gentleman in the article should have been more fully interviewed by the media before now- you know ,for the public good or whatever it is concerns you.

In reply to by MusicIsYou

Fascal Rascal … Tue, 02/13/2018 - 18:16 Permalink

Fuck money. It means nothing when evil comes knocking. 


Cultural diversity and blm can eat shit and die.


The city of Westerville mourns.


The article..  ehh, sounds like an ad..

JLM Tue, 02/13/2018 - 18:16 Permalink

Everyone would be wise to avoid reporters.  They never let you see what they will write before it is published.  You are completely open to abuse as this person just learned.  His advice is sound, if it starts going off the rails, shut it down.  Also, have a story to tell in advance and always bring every question back to your story line. 

dognamedabu Tue, 02/13/2018 - 18:30 Permalink

This is what bothers me with journalism today. They report of matters they know nothing about. If I was that journalist, I'd have read up and listened to podcasts of Chris and tried to learn at least the basics of the subject I am presenting to my readers. Instead, like all msm journalist they purposely promote ignorance of the most dangerous kind.