Trump: "You Would Be So Bored" If I Acted "Presidential"; Unveils 2020 Slogan

President Trump slammed critics, talked up tariffs, unveiled his 2020 slogan, brought up executing drug dealers (again) and noted how "bored" people would be if he acted like a regular old president at a Saturday night rally for Republican Rick Saccone in Moon Township, PA.

“Remember I used to say how easy it is to be presidential?” Trump reminded the audience. “But you would all be out of here right now. You would be so bored. I'm very presidential.”

Trump then gave a mock-campaign speech where he robotically delivered "boring" presidential remarks.

“See, that's easy. That's much easier than doing what I have to do,” said Trump. “But this is much more effective. This got us elected. If I came like a stiff you guys wouldn't be here tonight.”

Trump also slammed "sleeping son of a bitch" Chuck Todd, and "very low IQ" Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi.

“It was 1999. I was on “Meet the Press” a show now headed by sleepy-eyes Chuck Todd. He’s a sleeping son of a bitch. I tell you.”

“We have to defeat Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters, a low IQ individual,” Trump then said - going back into another impression, this time of Waters: 

“Do you ever see her? We will impeach him!” President Trump said mockingly.

New slogan

Trump also rolled out his 2020 slogan during the rally; "Keep America Great!" 

"But we can only do that if we elect people who are going to back our agenda and fight for our values," he added.

More highlights from Saturday night:

  • Trump warned voters "We need Republicans. We need the vote," warning that Democrats would take away "your Second Amendment Rights" to bear firearms, among other things.
  • There should be a national discussion about executing major drug dealers because each one is responsible for thousands of deaths. “I don’t know if that’s popular. I don’t know if that’s unpopular," Trump told the crowd. 
  • Trump says his new economic are paying off, saying that his 25% tariffs on steel imports would boost Pennsylvania's economy. “Your steel is coming back. It’s all coming back,” Trump said. 
  • Trump vowed to resist retaliatory trade measures by - as an example, slapping imported European cars with taxes. 
  • Oprah Winfrey better watch out if she runs for president in 2020. “I’d love to beat Oprah. I know her weakness,” said the President, who added that the upcoming presidential race "would be a painful experience for her."
  • Trump singled out his wife Melania amid an ongoing scandal involving an alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels - who CNN recently stalked at a live strip club performance, and says she's "more in demand" due to the recent controversy. “You think her life is so easy folks? Not so easy,” Trump said of the First Lady. 



Aeonios Pearson365 Sun, 03/11/2018 - 04:26 Permalink

Seriously? Mr. "Just take the guns and fuck due process" is pretending to care about the second amendment? Executing drug dealers? Awesome, now we're just like the fascist era of the Philippeans. Jesus christ.

Bernie Sanders 2020! I mean if we're gonna get fucked it might as well be by a corrupt socialist so that the idiots learn their damn lesson.

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chunga ThanksChump Sun, 03/11/2018 - 10:08 Permalink

I don't believe I'm a libtard but I'm giving the reds until the mid-terms before abandoning them permanently.

If by then they are still scheduling fake hearings on dossier minutae while ignoring the Awans, Wasserman's threats, dead staffers, tarmac meetings and continuing the endless military forays, kow-towing to israel so on, so forth then I'm all done.

Rather than stay home I'll write something in or go 3rd party for the simple reason I don't want my utter disgust and contempt mistaken for apathy.

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NiggaPleeze Bone-Machine Mon, 03/12/2018 - 02:49 Permalink


I think those of us actively involved in exposing the Fraud that is US "Democracy" are far from apathetic.  In fact I spend vastly more time and effort trying to get people to pay attention then it takes to cast a meaningless vote.

But I do not participate in the charade because to participate is to grant it legitimacy.  The entire system is utterly corrupt and does not have an iota of democracy or legitimacy.  It must be overthrown, which requires:  democratizing the mass media (pronto); eliminating Supreme "Court" decisions, like Citizens United, which allow oligarchs to buy votes; eliminating ballot access restrictions; etc.

Obviously none of these things can happen "democratically".  Any hope that the system can be "fixed from within" is long gone.  The Treasonous Globalist Oligarchs have insulated themselves to effectively in the current paradigm, which itself is utterly unconstitutional.

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Hugh_Jorgan NiggaPleeze Mon, 03/12/2018 - 10:23 Permalink

Both the MAGA Trumpettes AND the Obama Zombies are fixed on their ignorant hatred of each other and fail to realize they are being used. Both groups are useful idiots; "all in" on the imbecilic game of theater "Us v. Them". Like toddlers playing "land the plane" to get those last bites of food in the tank, they fall for the ruse that is presented to them instead of looking past the veneer to see what is actually happening. We are being led to war, strap yourself in...

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Got The Wrong No chunga Sun, 03/11/2018 - 16:28 Permalink

chunga, you should start following Q. Things are happening behind the seen and soon to be up front and center. There are several sources on Youtube. Dr. Corsi is boring but probably the best breakdown. The 3-10-18 and 3-11-18, Q drops and analysis are pretty interesting. 

Edit: Oliver Kiozoff posted this Q link below. It short and a good intro to Q's 3-11-18 posts.

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ScratInTheHat greven40 Sun, 03/11/2018 - 09:05 Permalink

I wouldn’t agree that both are just as bad but it is a fantasy to think that Uncle Slam is working for any of us! It was stupid to make the office of POTUS during the convention! They should have stayed closer to the Articles of Confederation! Lincoln proved how stupid that was by killing 5% of the population and destroying uncounted wealth! Ever since then The Empire has been screwing the citizen! We either need a Convention of States to drag to power back out of Washington or secession and recombination under the original Articles model!

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NiggaPleeze BabaLooey Mon, 03/12/2018 - 03:03 Permalink


In the scheme of what is the US Government, I don't see much difference between the Chimpanzee (Bush), Baboon (Obama) or Orangutan.

It's all pretty much the same smelly pile.

Now if Trump's "conservative constitutional scholar" leads to the Court overturning Roe v Wade (right to abortion on demand), Citizens United (right to buy elections), Obergefell v. Hodges (right to gay marriage), Lawrence v. Texas (right to sodomy), etc., and striking down some of the loads of unconstitutional federal laws, including Title VII, then I will be proven wrong.  But I think the chance of that happening are zilch.  The Orangutan is just another (entertaining) puppet of the Globalist Oligarchs.

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Oliver Klozoff Boscovius Sun, 03/11/2018 - 15:36 Permalink

Hmmm, let's see...

3 social security #'s

painfully amateurish forged birth certificate, father purely hypothetical, open to debate

anti-American agenda now confirmed in contrast to Trump's pro-American one.

...... Список


Borrowing from history, past empires whose leaders were judged abominations had their names struck from the record keeping media of the time.


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BobEore Pearson365 Sun, 03/11/2018 - 04:28 Permalink

Don't knock it!

Drumpf 'brought the boys home again.'

Now... every Oleg, Boris, Tevik, Igor, Sergei and Alexy can walk the streets o

NYC... safe in the knowledge that their dual-citizened, Lubavitcher status will protect them from all pesky interlopers... of the American kind...

and capital will be free to flow wherever the best returns pon stolen OPP can be gained.

FREE TRADE. The[chosen] people spoke. Drumpf listened. WTF more do ya want?

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Pearson365 BobEore Sun, 03/11/2018 - 05:15 Permalink

I like how you get little wake up calls when I reply.  And your special knowledge that I work with 2 Ukies from NYC, Boris and Alexy, is impressive.  R U a bot?  What's your mission?  Why would you care enough to save me instead of sacrifice me?

Note to ZH readers.  Every post you make on ZH is being watched.

I fully expect to be banned now.  Good bye honeypot.

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BobEore Pearson365 Sun, 03/11/2018 - 06:19 Permalink

When I told you gold holders (in the western world)were doomed... you refused to believe me.

When I told you I bought this board out.... you refused to believe me.

Now ... you think I want to ban you> jus cause I can track every player from behind scenes?

get on that 36.5' now.... and don't call in till you're at least off the coast of Barbados! You've flipped (agin!)

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All Risk No Reward All Risk No Reward Sun, 03/11/2018 - 15:06 Permalink

Some people got triggered?

Well, how about explaining the following...  oh, I already asked too much... you just want to take orders from the propaganda systems...  not thinking allowed, right?

1. Why did the Money Power Monopolists provide $2 billion in free advertising to Trump, but $0 to Bill Still who publicly wanted to strip the Money Power Monopolists of their Money Power Monopoly?

2. Why is Trump protecting Hellary?  In fact, why did he lie and say he wouldn't protect her?  Oh, and why did you Muppets believe him?  I didn't.  I know he wouldn't touch her because she has a Money Power Monopolist Kiss Her *ss card.

3. Why did Goldman Sachs invade government like George Bush got re-elected?  Or Obama?  Or Clinton?

4. Why did Trump slobber all over how good his debt-money issuing banks were during his debate with Hellary?

5. Why did Trump try and pursue the exact same war crime against Syria that Obama had been doing (so the Banksters can set up a BIS debt-money central bank there)?

6. Why did BankstObama's DOJ drop an October Surprise investigation on Hellary THAT HAD ALREADY BEEN RESOLVED MONTHS EARLIER?

I won't hold my breath waiting for anything more articulate then, "duh, 4D chess man..."

Gobemouches, the lot of you!

"Although the so-called "moral issues" were raised, in view of the law of natural selection it was agreed that a nation or world of people who will not use their intelligence are no better than animals who do not have intelligence. Such people are beasts of burden and steaks on the table by choice and consent."
~Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

Let me tell you precisely what the Money Power Monopolists are doing.

They put Trump in power in order to blow the debt-money exponential debt bubble on Trump.

The Muppets will blame Trump, NOT THE MONEY POWER MONOPOLISTS.  Check.

The fake two party political charade will still be intact because Trump is an "outsider."  Check.

All the people who think they are for more freedom and liberty who gullibly aligned with Trump will forever be stamped with the label as supporting the guy who delivered The Greatest Depression.

This means they won't let you in the tent city.

It couldn't be more obvious... the math of the criminal debt-money system is 5th grade at best.  Trump is obviously a swamp creature as he only hired swamp creatures.

He hires people then makes fun of them for being "retarded..."  only because they protect the Money Power Monopolists for obvious crimes.  Rather than be seen as they are - completely dirty, corrupt liars, they pretend they are idiots.

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Mementoil The Transpirator Sun, 03/11/2018 - 03:15 Permalink

In order to make America great again, the Federal government needs to cut its spending, DRAMATICALLY. Now, this will inevitably lead to a recession, which is why no politician dares to do it, but its either this or a complete collapse down the road.

Trump was probably the last president who could have averted this disaster. At the beginning of his term he had enough support to reform entitlements and roll back government. But instead he chose to make it even bigger. So, I'm sorry. He won't get to make America great AGAIN because he hasn't made America great AT ALL.

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