Seemingly unbothered by such trivial and mundane developments such as the recent price action of Tesla, which unlike many of its money-burning "story" peers has seen its stock languish this year amid growing sellside skepticism and downgrades, Elon Musk told an audience at South by Southwest to think big, and that his timeline for sending a space vehicle to Mars could mark its first short space flight as early as the first half of 2019.
Recall that Musk's SpaceX announced in September 2017, that it aims to send a cargo mission to the Red Planet by 2022. SpaceX's ultimate objective is to plant the seeds to put a human colony on Mars. A colony, mind you, that will cost a lot of taxpayer subsidized cash.
This is how Wired laid out Musk's grand vision last year:
Sporting Tony Stark facial hair, Musk outlined SpaceX's plan today at the 67th annual International Astronautical Congress in Guadalajara, Mexico. It involves a slew of new technology: gigantic, reusable rockets; carbon fiber fuel tanks; ultra-powered engines. Plus spaceships capable of carrying a hundred or more passengers to the Red Planet, landing, then returning to Earth to pick up more. Musk doesn't just want to go to Mars: He wants to build a civilization there. Which means he'll need all that sweet gear to make it cheap enough to work.
Cheap, of course, is relative. Still, Musk estimates that buying a single ticket to Mars right now (using non-existent tech) would probably cost around $10 billion. The same amount of cash could buy you a few square blocks in Midtown Manhattan. But once the so-called SpaceX Interplanetary Transport System is fully operational, he estimates that a person will be able to travel to the Red Planet for around $200,000.
Take a ride with Elon through his Martian fantasy. You and 99 or more other passengers board a huge crew vessel atop a massive new rocket—combined, they are about as tall as a 40-story building. Forty-two Raptor engines rumble to life below, and soon you and your fellow pilgrims are gunning through the upper atmosphere at tens of thousands of miles per hour. After depositing you in orbit, the first stage booster drops back to Earth, and flies itself back to the launchpad at Cape Canaveral. After some indeterminate refurbing, a crane attaches another spaceship on top. Except this one has no people. It's full of fuel. The rocket launches again, and releases the spaceship, which meets your spaceship in orbit and transfers its fuel load into your ship's tanks. Repeat a few times until your ship is topped off. Then, you head for Mars.
All of the above summarized in just three symbols: $$$.
Of course, Musk would never admit that, instead he has much loftier ambitions - no less than saving humanity from near certain doom.
As Musk put it at the beginning of his speech: "I really think there are two fundamental paths [for humans]: One path is we stay on Earth forever, and some eventual extinction event wipes us out."
"I don’t have a doomsday prophesy."
"But history suggests some doomsday event will happen."
"The alternative is, become a spacefaring and multi-planetary species."
And remember: the best way to avoid doom is to give Musk a blank-check endorsed by all of humanity's taxpayers, subsidizing this latest and most spectacular of all boondoggles, even as back on earth the Model 3 which is supposed to propel TSLA's stock into outer space is getting increasingly mixed reviews:
"We took delivery of our Model 3 today. It looked like everything was working OK until we got within about 10 miles of the house. That was when the touchscreen started to malfunction." https://t.co/lOYnUmIUCO
— Charley Grant (@CGrantWSJ) March 8, 2018
But back to Musk's grand visions of humanity's next bold step to Mars: the SpaceX CEO held a surprise Q&A session at the annual technology and culture festival South by Southwest in Austin, Texas on Sunday, where according to CNBC he told attendees that "we are building the first Mars, or interplanetary ship, and I think well be able to short trips, flights by first half of next year."
Of course, when it comes to Musk and his calendar milestones, one should add a decade just to be safe. And indeed, mindful of elevating expectations too high, Musk hedged: "Although sometimes, my timelines are a little, you know..." he said to laughter.
So what does Musk need, if not more money (yet)? "The biggest thing that would be helpful is just general support and encouragement and goodwill," Musk said. "I think once we build it we'll have a point of proof something that other companies and countries can go and do. They certainly don't think it's possible, but if we do they'll up their game."
Actually, scratch that: lots of money will be needed after all: Musk said that in the intermediate term, Mars will need Glass domes, a power station, and an assortment of basic living fundamentals. To start, Mars will have "the most elementary infrastructure. Just a base to create propellant, a power station, blast domes in which to grow crops, all the sort of fundamentals without which you could not survive."
Musk said the first human colony on Mars won't be an "escape hatch for rich people," but will instead be a place where a small group of people "for whom the excitement of the frontier exceeds the risk and danger" plants the seeds for a democratic, entrepreneurial society.
Translation: only rich people need apply.
After the infrastructure is complete the colony fun will begin with "an explosion of entrepreneurial opportunity because Mars will need everything from iron foundries to pizza joints to nightclubs" he said, probably to even more zombified laughter.
In a wide-ranging series of remarks, Musk regaled the audience with anecdotes about several of his other ventures, including Tesla and the Boring Company, with the billionaire joking he tweets about the latter more than he actually spends time working on it.
Musk raised eyebrows when asked about the source of his inspiration: his answer: Fred Astaire and Kanye West.
As to whether Musk sees himself as the ruthless dictator in charge of an entire planet, Musk said Mars will probably be a direct democracy, with votes on every major issue.

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"Sometimes, you know, my timelines are a little ... fraudulent."
Nigga please! Hahahahahah
In reply to "Sometimes, you know, my… by Throat-warbler…
A lot of bullshit is what I see. I predict lots of broke investors.
In reply to Nigga please! Hahahahahah by topspinslicer
He is such a master illusionist (look over here).....meanwhile everyone is jumping ship at TSLA and Space X.
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
For as much money, power, influence and knowledge he supposedly has, Elon Musk sure is an idiot.
We can't get to the moon, but ordering pizza on Mars is within reach. Or is that "pizza"?
In reply to He is such a master… by remain calm
His projections might be bollocks, but man, the shite he smokes must be tops!
In reply to For as much money, power,… by Yukon Cornholius
Two words: "Van Allen Belt".
The intelligent readers must have picked up that's 3 words.
In reply to His projections might be… by CuttingEdge
The Russians did not go to the moon. Why?
The VA Radiation Belt.
They said it would need a spacecraft with 10ft thick lead walls to safeguard the astronauts from deadly radiation beyond the VARB.
That's why we never went to the moon in '69.
Just another face-saving hoax.
In reply to … by Troy Ounce
I find it most interesting it took us a few million years to evolve from Lucy and yet, even now, we are not all adaptable to the variable environments on our own, Earth, planet? Maybe our minds are getting ahead of (imagining) our bodies abilities? Roll on.
Other: If Lucy was "created" in the image of.....
Of course people imagine a blond haired, skinny clad dressed Eve, a red delicious apple and a snake that looks like one in a animated Disney movie in the garden of eden (maybe Eve with an IPhone?). It's complicated.
In reply to The Russians did not go to… by VAL THOR
Coonyay west. Much inspiring.
But you won't be able to be niggard and go on this journey. This journey is not for the cheap.
In reply to I find it most interesting… by two hoots
Remember how we couldn't biodome 1 or 2?
Bear that in mind.
In reply to Coonyay west. Much… by DownWithYogaPants
Musk Predicts First Mars Short Space Trip In 2019; Sees Martian Colonies With "Pizza Joints And Night Clubs"
Gene Roddenberry he ain't.
In reply to Remember how we couldn't… by D503
I guess Musk isn’t familiar with the Van Allen radiation belts. Nobody gets to leave planet earth alive.
In reply to Musk Predicts First Mars… by Billy the Poet
With statements like this, anyone that takes anything the man says seriously, is an idiot.
In reply to I guess Musk isn’t familiar… by BigCumulusClouds
Keep niggs/spics/muzzies/queers out or the whole colony is sunk, just like earth I.
In reply to With statements like this,… by bshirley1968
Read the "Foundation" trilogy, back in late 70's, when I was a young teen,,, It was fascinating, till I read "Chariots of the Gods", Then "The Bible and Flying Saucers",,, That slovacian writer, Knew how to write a story,,,
In reply to Musk Predicts First Mars… by Billy the Poet
Looks like Mush has seen “Total Recall” one too many times.
What? No babes with three Titties Musk?
In reply to I find it most interesting… by two hoots
"Welcome to Pluto's Pizzaria! It's out of this world! What would you like on yours, Mr. Quaid?"
Looks like Musk is having a schizoid emblism.
In reply to Looks like Mush has seen … by Chupacabra-322
Mars needs pizza. Get your child’s ass to Mars.
In reply to Looks like Mush has seen … by Chupacabra-322
Raquel Welch (One million years B.C.)
In reply to I find it most interesting… by two hoots
Raquel was the girl, until she kissed Sidney Poitier.
In reply to Raquel Welch (One million… by Debt-Is-Not-Money
Re: The Russians did not go to the moon. Why?
Supporting anecdote from within the US&A: NASA had a Radiation Shielding department up until the latter part of the 2000 decade.
Inventing material to shield from radiation (for a trip to Mars - remember Bush's Space Exploration Vision circa 2004) was so fruitless (reaching the same Russian conclusion of 10ft thickness etc.., that that department has been dissolved.
In reply to The Russians did not go to… by VAL THOR
Wikipedia on travel beyond VARB: " A satellite shielded by 3 mm of aluminium in an elliptic orbit (200 by 20,000 miles (320 by 32,190 km)) passing the radiation belts will receive about 2,500 rem (25 Sv) per year (for comparison, a full-body dose of 5 Sv is deadly). Almost all radiation will be received while passing the inner belt.[30]
Astronauts' overall exposure was actually dominated by solar particles once outside Earth's magnetic field. The total radiation received by the astronauts varied from mission to mission but was measured to be between 0.16 and 1.14 rads (1.6 and 11.4 mGy), much less than the standard of 5 rem (50 mSv) per year set by the United States Atomic Energy Commission for people who work with radioactivity.[31] "
In reply to The Russians did not go to… by VAL THOR
no doubt CuttingEdge -
this is another lie to distract from last year's bogus announcment that THIS year 2018 he would put two people in a rocket ship which would orbit the moon.
Guess he wants us to forget about another one.
Pretty easy when the attention span of the masses is said to be in the few second range these days.
In reply to His projections might be… by CuttingEdge
Pizza joints on Mars? You place your pizza order today and enjoy it when you get there. Must be great food to justify a seven year voyage. Maybe Musk's genius can reduce travel time to six years. Why do people listen to this fool?
In reply to For as much money, power,… by Yukon Cornholius
Considering the intense radiation in space and the Van Allen belts, a question must be asked. Did America really go to the moon fifty years ago? I think not. Just another hoax story like Global Warming, the nineteen 9/11 hijackers, Clinton Foundation - you get the idea.
In reply to Pizza joints on Mars? You… by Baron von Bud
Mutant hookers on Mars will have three boobs, as foretold in both Total Recall movies .
In reply to Considering the intense… by Baron von Bud
What is the nature of the radiation that is present in the VARB?
How long would astronauts be exposed to such radiation on a lunar trajectory?
What is the flux of low energy vs. high energy particles? How many rems or milli-seiverts would that be?
What is the nature of the shielding of both the spacecraft and the astronaut suits?
I'm sure these things were taken into account. It was common knowledge back then. The VARB was discovered in 1958.
In reply to Considering the intense… by Baron von Bud
Uh you forgot a few, like USS Liberty, Sandy Hook, Boston , Charleston, Vegas, Orlando, Douglas High, etc.
In reply to Considering the intense… by Baron von Bud
The LRO says different.
https://www.space.com/14874-apollo-11-landing-site-moon-photo.html
In reply to Considering the intense… by Baron von Bud
It is about distraction with phantasy.
If a government has problems inside the country, they invent problems and threats outside.
If a company has problems on earth, they phantasize about goals in space.
In reply to Pizza joints on Mars? You… by Baron von Bud
It might be cold and soggy by that time. But I should be pretty hungry.
In reply to Pizza joints on Mars? You… by Baron von Bud
Imagine that. Been suckered by some slick dude for some pizza to find out that they can't even serve it there. Something with required shit to sustain life. And Mars doesn't come to my mind that is. Starving and living in a jar... Good luck getting your refund ;)
And I'm eating... was... eating pizza. Lazy me. lost my appetite. Now just scraping the tuna off it. Got cheated as well ;)
In reply to It might be cold and soggy… by Miss Informed
With that hyperloop, it'll only take a few hours or so to get there... the pizza will be cold but still fresh.
In reply to Pizza joints on Mars? You… by Baron von Bud
The radiation belts will help keep the pizza warm, along with the astronauts.
In reply to With that hyperloop, it'll… by bluecollartrader
One has to only ask, why have we NOT returned to the Moon? Go ahead I dare you. The deeper you dig the more you realize it was all a big hoax and totally faked. But now that I have said that, you think I'm crazy and therefore you have an excuse not to think about it or ask any questions. The rabbit hole is much, much deeper than you can imagine.
So Elon, don't even think about trying to make us think you are going to Mars until you prove you can get to the Moon first.
In reply to For as much money, power,… by Yukon Cornholius
Maybe no one went back because it was hugely expensive and people got bored with it after a few trips there and back . Apollo 13 was boring everybody already until the accident happened .
In reply to One has to only ask, why… by bobsmith5
you're right. and anyone with half a brain or an iota of motivation to question their own crusty beliefs would come to the same conclusion. do we still have many moon landing believers out there? i'm truly astonished by this... seemingly 'smart' people, too. that space station is mighty fake, too... with astro-nots on wires. And Elon's car, floating through space, tires not burst and car not melting from the intense heat of space... but if you believe that, well... mars!
In reply to One has to only ask, why… by bobsmith5
Wake up!! "Pizza" is the code word for Rocket Base......
as in 'Give them a serving of '.....
In reply to For as much money, power,… by Yukon Cornholius
"...but ordering pizza on Mars is within reach. Or is that "pizza"? "
Pizza is CODE for Pedophilia (at the high Deep State level):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j6Of2NNBDk
In reply to For as much money, power,… by Yukon Cornholius
assuming a Democrat majority on Mars after a while, there will be an inordinate demand for kids, if you know what they mean.
In reply to For as much money, power,… by Yukon Cornholius
and few dead astronauts
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
Couldn't agree more. What a fucking idiot!
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
Mars?? This guy does not even get 50% of his Rockets off the launch pad here on earth. No, I will not be volunteering for the first Mars colony.
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
ZENDOG will volunteer, even if it is one way with no hope of return.....
ZENDOG will be first Earthling on Mars.
ZENDOG will become famous like Neil Armstrong.
In reply to Mars?? This guy does not… by The Ram
the car is not going to make it, so whats the odds on the next attempt?
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
Many, many cost-savings associated with doing shit on Mars.
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
No rent yet to pay for Martian cemeteries.
In reply to Many, many cost-savings… by August
LOL!
They are planning for pizza on Mars . What sauce will be served?
As for America reaching Mars ,this will happen,after:
-NASA finds all those lost original videos from the Moon 'landing'
-the American flag on the Moon stops waiving in the zero atmosphere of the Moon ,and with no stars on the sky-those were so funny
-America stops using Russian engines to get to ISS
-America is no longer bankrupt
I know,I have to wait for a long,long time.
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
I see a lot of stranded frozen ass mutafuckas in Mylar tents
In reply to A lot of bullshit is what I… by greenspanator
Pagination