British Judge Says Kitchen Knives Are Too Sharp: Filing Them Down Will Stop Stabbing Epidemic

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This is a look into the future of the United States.  Although the anti-gun nuts in the US are focusing on 'assault weapons' those in the United Kingdom want to curb knife violence in their anti-gun utopia by 'filing down' the knives that are too sharp.

A judge in the UK has proposed a nationwide program to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic. Because filing down the knives people use to cut their vegetables will stop criminals from stabbing others with those now duller knives.

According to The Telegraph UK, in his valedictory address last week, retiring Luton Crown Court Judge Nic Madge spoke of his concern that carrying a knife had become routine in some circles and called on the government to ban the sale of large pointed kitchen knives.  In the gun free zone that is the United Kingdom, the latest figures show stabbing deaths among teenagers and young adults have reached the highest level for eight years, and knife crime overall rose 22 percent in 2017. If you’ve ever wondered just how tyrannical things have gotten across the pond.

In the past two months, he said, there have been 77 knife-related incidents in Bedfordshire, including three killings.  So a ban on guns turned violent homicidal maniacs into knife-wielding, stab-hungry sociopaths.  On top of the increased bans and laws on knives, the UK is actually punishing its own people for having the nerve to defend themselves or their property from grave bodily harm. 

Judge Madge told the assembled  judges, barristers, and court staff:

“These offenses often seem motiveless – one boy was stabbed because he had an argument a couple of years before at his junior school.”

He also said the laws which were designed to reduce the availability of weapons to young would-be offenders had had “almost no effect” on stabbing violence since the vast majority of had merely taken the knives from a cutlery drawer. 

“A few of the blades carried by youths are so-called ‘Rambo knives’ or samurai swords. They though are a very small minority. The reason why these measures have little effect is that the vast majority of knives carried by youths are ordinary kitchen knives. Every kitchen contains lethal knives which are potential murder weapons.”

Even better, the judge used the same argument we get from anti-gun activists in the United States. “Why do you need that?” Judge Madge said: “Accordingly, it is very easy for any youth who wants to obtain a knife to take it from the kitchen drawer in his home or in the home of one of his friends.” As a result, according to the judge, the most common knife a youth will take out is eight to ten inches, long and pointed, from his mother’s cutlery tray.

But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points? Butchers and fishmongers do, but how often, if at all, does a domestic chef use the point of an eight-inch or ten-inch knife? Rarely, if at all.”  

Sound familiar?



Joe Trader VWAndy Thu, 05/31/2018 - 02:35 Permalink

Poland & Hungary: no "migrants" = no terrorist attacks.

The EU, Brits, & Western Europe need to follow central Europe's lead on this issue: if they need help, help them in their own countries - migration will not solve the fundamental problems in the countries these people are fleeing.

Orban+Kaczynski >>>> British judges

The EU has the nerve to criticize Poland for its current purge of communist era judges.. hopefully in the not too distant future, there will also be a purge of far left social progressive judges found throughout Western Europe!!!

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any_mouse CuttingEdge Thu, 05/31/2018 - 03:47 Permalink

Don't cry for Britannia.

They have been the source of misery for many people in many regions of the world.

Opium wars. Etc.

BOE. The City of London. LME.

Payback is a bitch.

For the biblically inclined, you reap what you sow.

Sorry that the People will get the usual treatment from the Owners.

The way of the world since forever.

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MozartIII Adolfsteinbergovitch Thu, 05/31/2018 - 05:08 Permalink

Then you will be cutting the hands off of the muslims. The rest of the people in the UK are generally good people. But that will never be reported, as the UK is run by islam. Wonder why a reporter got locked up with no due process for reporting on a trial involving..... guess who? But it's the Jews, Chinese or maybe the Russians. Watch out folks, it's coming to your home town as well!

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philipat MozartIII Thu, 05/31/2018 - 05:14 Permalink

Next the Judges will decree that only plastic knives may be owned? The criminals will immediately comply, just like they did with guns?!! And remember that already in the UK, if someone breaks into your house and you "harm" the intruder, you can be indicted for using "excessive force". I much prefer the US system (At least for now) where if someone breaks into my home I have every right to protect my family and myself by shooting the fucker, no questions asked!

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Amicus Curiae californiagirl Thu, 05/31/2018 - 06:26 Permalink

exactly! we have a tough skinned pumpkin in Aus called a queensland blue

if you dont own a very sharp pointed 10inch minimum sized  knife then your'e unlikely to manage to eat..

or you could use an axe.not many suburban homes tend to have them though;-/

removing sinew and filleting all require pointed blades.

remove knives with points n see househoid accidents rise instead.

and the punks will revert to "glassing" as they did /do in Aus.

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Last of the Mi… californiagirl Thu, 05/31/2018 - 07:02 Permalink

We're going to need a ministry of knife sharpness. 10 bill a year to start will get it going, Obviously we're going to need a database for all knives, connected to fb of course. They will all have to have serial numbers, be registered, have paperwork showing the proper owner and clearly a fucking tax on each and every one of them.

Any group trading, selling, photographing or even fucking thinking about a knife will be banned from all social media and we'll start confiscation in the predominately white heterosexual neighborhoods first. Clearly they're the ones most at risk of cutting someone.

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Dilluminati brianshell Thu, 05/31/2018 - 04:10 Permalink

WATCH Parkland Attacker: ‘I’m Going to Be the Next School Shooter of 2018’…

^ this is what Obama's don't charge a criminal policies in HS has created…

^ this is the best response to the knife wielding generation

and as a reminder:

"The Second Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances where all other rights have failed—where the government refuses to stand for reelection and silences those who protest; where courts have lost the courage to oppose, or can find no one to enforce their decrees. However improbable these contingencies may seem today, facing them unprepared is a mistake a free people get to make only once." Judge Alex Kozinsk


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SaudiMail brianshell Thu, 05/31/2018 - 05:25 Permalink

The majority of the knife crimes in London are committed by black gangs killing each other, but it would be racist to stop one sector of the community owning knives.

Take the knives off everyone, then the idiots start killing each other with hammers, rope, forks, car tyre necklaces, you name it and they can turn it into a weapon.  

This says a lot about the mentality of the Judge, he hasn't got a clue and shouldn't be in such a responsible job.

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Dilluminati Joe Trader Thu, 05/31/2018 - 03:43 Permalink…

In Hungary where the cocksucker Soros was kicked the fuck out!  Soros spending heavily supporting candidates dedicated to disarming Americans in our elections, the same Soros who readily admits loading loot for Nazis in WWII as the basis of his fortune, the same Soros who gives to democrats.

Well here it is: The EU and the EuroCunts demand that nations once communist allow immigration and promote socialism!   It is as if the EuroCunts demand those escaping communism return to it.

EU Regional Policy Commissioner Corina Cretu said Tuesday that the proposed shift reflects increased prosperity in eastern European countries, many of which are enjoying record-low unemployment and booming economic growth. Hungarian Finance Minister Mihaly Varga said the planned cuts were tantamount to punishment for countries that managed to overhaul their economies.

I mean there you have it stated cleanly  ^

The EuroCunt wants to punish you by limiting the knives you own because of the moral hazard of another, The EuroCunt wants you to work and pay for the lazy EuroCunt who does not!   The EuroCunt wants your obedience to Soros and Banksters whom are non-elected, profess no allegiance to a nation or law, and no matter the wealth they have already stolen demand now more!

This is why Americans say they hate us for our freedoms!  

We threw this trash out of our nation, refused to house them in our homes, refused to bow to some asshole because he was "born a king" and fuck em for the arrogance to think that was reason enough.. and we shot them and chased them from our land, ran them off as one would do say with Soros.

The EuroCunt never rests in their Plantation Politics, never rests in their colonialism beliefs, and have conquered London..

This is why Americans say they hate us for our freedoms!  

We have our 1stA and 2ndA and really those freedoms that they do not in EuroCunt land..

Freedom isn't free.. remember that when you see a candidate accepting money directly descended from Soros which has only the caveat attached that that require the destruction of liberty.


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css1971 VWAndy Thu, 05/31/2018 - 02:53 Permalink

Well of course. It's the logical next step.

FWIW. The crime epidemic correlates with mass immigration. Peaks follow peaks in immigrant numbers.

Example being Jamaican 'Yardie gangs'. So essentially, similar to the US crime problems.

It seems that multiculturalism is our crime level not our strength. It'd be interesting to see exactly which cultures are problematic and I'm sure the Home Office have exactly those figures.

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Dilluminati css1971 Thu, 05/31/2018 - 04:01 Permalink

Colonialism and Plantation Politics is the art of creating the poverty, maintaining that poverty in perpetuity, and then finally through education camps, public education, or religion setting up a ruling caste that manages that poverty.  

The reason why the EUCunts is so hell bent on increasing immigration and poverty is that their task is not complete. 

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Polynik3s VWAndy Thu, 05/31/2018 - 09:00 Permalink

Brutal honesty - The kind of honesty when spouses calmly discuss divorce...

We are not integrating, just displacing European blood and creating a police state.

Integration in America is a total failure. Intergration is a failure in UK.

Negros don't fit into Western Civilization, they do not fit into the ecosystem.

Negros belong on their very large continent with lots of resources and space. 

Negros in the USA are not integrating, but they are mixing and becoming something different. Most "so called" blacks are 1/4 white or more (e.g. Obama is half white). 

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