Cloud Theft: Top Iranian General Accuses Israel Of "Stealing Its Rain"

Earlier this week, the Head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization blamed Iran’s drought on “cloud and snow theft,” allegedly engineered by Israel.

In a series of comments at the Third National Conference on Non-Proactive Defense in Agriculture on civil defense tactics in agriculture, held in Tehran on Monday, Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali condemned Israel for its severe drought, insisting that the country has fallen victim to the ‘Jewish State stealing its rain.’

Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali addressing media earlier this weak about rain theft via Israel. (Source: Iranian Students’ News Agency)

He said Iranian academic institutions had confirmed that foreign entities played a significant role in manipulating weather patterns over the country. A scientific study conducted in the country “confirms” the validity behind Jalali’s accusation — mostly directed at Israel, said Iranian Students’ News Agency.

“Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,” Jalali emphasized. “Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,” a translated report from the Tasnim News Agency quoted Jalali as saying.

Jalali went in depth to describe the scientific evidence supporting his claims. He said a recent study carried out over the past four years regarding the climate of high altitudes from Afghanistan to the Mediterranean Sea indicated that all elevations above 2,200 meters (7,217 feet) in these regions, except in Iran, have a dense layer of snow.

Tasnim News Agency said climate change has caused many arid and semi-arid areas around the world, including Iran, to suffer from severe drought, which has forced Iran’s Ministry of Energy and the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) into cloud-seeding operations.

Ahad Vazife, the head of the Islamic Republic’s meteorological service, acknowledged that Jalali’s statements regarding Israel stealing Iran’s rain was scientifically impossible.

“[General Jalali] probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds,” Vazife was quoted by ISNA, according to The Times of Israel.

Twitter users erupted with laughter in both countries this week, after Jalali’s statements on Monday. Here are some of the tweets:

One IDF reservist said, “Special Israeli Mossad agent stealing #Iran’s clouds in action.”

An Israeli Diplomat in the US tweeted, “The uber-genius head of ☫#Iran’s civil defense organization Brigadier General Gholam Ridha Jalali presented a research which proves Israel is stealing the rain and snow clouds destined to Iran, to cause a drought now that’s true @NobelPrize material!

Ex-Deputy Head of Iran’s Dept. of Environment tweeted, “Developing a conspiracy theory is the best strategy to justify failure! Head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization is skeptical of #ClimateChange and claims that Israel & ‘one of the neighbors’ have caused a #drought in Iran by stealing clouds & snow! #CloudStealing.”

As a reminder, weather warfare or the use of weather modifications for purposes of causing damage or destruction was prohibited by world governments on May 1977 in Geneva and entered into force on October 1978 via the Environmental Modification Convention (ENMOD).

While the technology for weather manipulation has been around for decades, it is anyone’s guess to the validity of Iran’s claims that Israel is stealing its water through weather modification techniques. However, it is important to know that the technology does exist and both countries want to nuke each other.


nmewn NidStyles Fri, 07/06/2018 - 21:08 Permalink

I'm just sittin here listening to music, drinking and enjoying life, thinking about all the other people living their lives completely fucked up on the fantasies of what an Iranian blurts's like wow!


Or ZZ ;-)   ...

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clymer nmewn Fri, 07/06/2018 - 22:07 Permalink

Anyone in America can look up and see the chem(con)trails of pulverized aluminum and see how a directed array of short-wave radiation can create a false high-pressure system to move massive areas of weather around. The Alzheimer's is an added benefit to the NWO 

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nmewn Mad Muppet Fri, 07/06/2018 - 22:14 Permalink

lol...did you take a gander at that fat fucking Iranian general? The ONLY TACTICS on his mind right now is getting his brigadier general lardass to the front of the buffet line before his colonels and then...sleeping it off...while his colonels and troops die in the field.



Can anyone imagine this "obese brigadier general" leading his troops across ANY battlefield? Perhaps cloud fighting? ;-)

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sparkadore Heros Sat, 07/07/2018 - 05:18 Permalink

Here in Brazil we suffered a terrible drought until the CIA puppet was installed a year ago. Weather manipulation is clearly used and has been for decades. Those who are skeptical simply Google weather manipulation.

I was skeptical until I did some research and found out that every County in Texas has its own weather manipulation agency.

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rtb61 sarcrilege Fri, 07/06/2018 - 23:09 Permalink

No so much bullshit but a mix of government paranoia and misunderstanding of the impacts of climate change.

Prior to the increase of carbon dioxide the climate had settled into a reasonable facsimile of a pattern (keeping in mind solar affects and geologic affects). The reasonable facsimile of a pattern allowed reasonable predictable weather forecasting. Add climate change to that sort of pattern and oscillation build into the pattern creating all sorts of out of pattern weather events with all sorts of durations.

Straight up weather will be pretty chaotic for the next century, with some really, really bad major events, especially in regards to hurricanes and tornadoes at as it turns out, the US will end up paying by far the greatest price for their own greed driven stupidity. Iran needs to chill, drought has nothing on city destroying hurricanes and it's a straight up countdown to a major US city being hugely damaged by an extreme hurricane and of course inland well cat 5+ tornado, which major city will get flattened by that.

For drought Iran needs to consider below sea level, natural pressure, vertical axis wind turbine reverse osmosis desalination plants. Not that complex and well within the technological means of Iran, pretty much the entire coast where sea floor falls are pretty shallow.

So there will be a lot more variability in weather. Iran's misinterpretation of events is driven by paranoia, paranoia that Israel feeds to good affect. It's easy to do and often you had to do nothing ie say a conflict with another computer nerd, I tell them I will randomly hack them and do nothing other than rely on M$ Windows instability to inevitably make the computer go down, the paranoia generated by the threat will trick them into interpreting the crash as my actions even though their computer crashed no more often than it has before. They will go nuts and I have done nothing but make an empty statement (hack the hardware or the software, meh too much effort, hack the wetware now that's a whole lot more fun and a whole lot less effort).

The government of Iran must learn to not speak 'publicly' if it does them no real benefit and every public statement should be of benefit, making an accusation that achieves nothing is pointless and often hugely distracts from provable accusations that are kept alive via the internet. Also feeding Israel's paranoia instead of allowing them to manipulate yours, will yield benefit, they are internally very racist, European Jews vs Palestinians Jews (hence the extremely negative behaviour of Palestinian Jews trying to prove they are more Jewish than the European Jews, whilst the European Jews consider the Palestinian Jews to be more Arab than Jew), there are many flaws to feed.

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The Alarmist rtb61 Sat, 07/07/2018 - 06:12 Permalink

All fine & good, but even in recorded history there have been significant climate changes that have little correlation to CO2 levels, much less causation by them.


The problem is that a merry cabal of elites know they control us through carbon but cannot control us by attributing change to variations in solar output and earth's orbital wobble.

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Pernicious Gol… rtb61 Sat, 07/07/2018 - 11:50 Permalink

"'s a straight up countdown to a major US city being hugely damaged by an extreme hurricane...."

Thanks. First, you didn't specify a time, so your prediction is no more scientific than the Jehovah's Witnesses saying Jesus will be returning shortly, or economists predicting another crash is coming "soon."

Every year after Katrina meteorologists solemnly pronounced that would be the worst year for hurricanes EVER. We went YEARS without even a single hurricane striking the US.

Every spring when the newspaper printed these predictions I pointed it out at length to people at work. Every fall of yet another hurricaneless season I reminded everybody at work about the complete lack of hurricanes after the prediction of the worst year ever.

After a few years of this people at work laughed about it as much as possible. I reminded them of how poor the daily predictions of weather are here, and how the weather extremes and warnings almost never pan out. How can you predict into the future if you can't even get this afternoon right? Helping me is the fact the weekend interns here frequently do stupid things like post there is a 100% chance of rain the following day, and then the day is rainless. I make sure to point this out to as many people as possible.

Morning talk radio always mentions the day's predicted high temperature, and when the record was set. It's frequently back in the 1880s-1920s. Records don't go back farther here. I make sure to point this out to people who think we're getting hotter.

Meteorologists and their predictions have done more to convince people meteorologists don't know their asses from a hot fudge sundae than any amount of math. Climate change is something people laugh at.

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jin187 sarcrilege Sat, 07/07/2018 - 04:04 Permalink

They're just seal-clapping Nazi sock puppets.  If these faggots really think Jews are the source of all evil, why don't they grow some balls, buy some guns, then go down to the local synagogue, and be the vanguard for their final solution?

The truth is they're just mad at the world, because the Jews are better than them.  Because they raise their kids right, so they end up running shit.  Making connections in business and industry, while their poor little white trash treasures are making connections with the local weed man.  Buying CD's from the local bank, while their kids are blowing their co-signed student loan money on Drake CD's.

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Chris2 Janet smeller Fri, 07/06/2018 - 20:18 Permalink

This is not paranoid. Being in CA during the droughts of the past 60 yrs I know it. I found a paper online from the 1990s from the US military "Owning the weather by the year 2000" they admitted they can and do control the weather. When did it start raining here, the minute Trump was elected. Many times it was like a hose washing down my backyard only, totally dry in the front yard which is only about 20 feet!  Plus the chem trails over my house and business vanished, they are back now. Brown has had 2 droughts, he is draconian in the water restrictions he wants. He is such a fraud, his family owns a big ranch and he showed a pic of some 10x10 cabin with no windows saying "It only has enough room for an air mattress. He is all about mattresses in the 70s he said he lived in an apartment with a mattress on the floor rather than live in the governors mansion. Said about this ranch that has been in his family for 150 yrs "Nobody likes this place but me. It is always windy and rattlesnakes everywhere." Where he will retire the lying SOS.

He drained the Folsom lake in 2011 vids exist of the flood of water coming down the Sac River, then suddenly it was drought. It was manufactured.

Iran is right, it can be done.

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tmosley Chris2 Fri, 07/06/2018 - 20:23 Permalink

Of course. China used cloud seeding technology to disperse storms as they approached the site of the Olympics. This has been known for ages.

And I actually did the calculations on HAARP a while back. It is absolutely within our energy transmission capabilities to affect the weather in a real way remotely.Don't know if we actually do it, but it should be possible. Thought it would take power like a nuke, but its actually more like the power going into a residential transformer. 

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