Stormy Daniels Blows Off Migrant Children At Border, Instead Finds Time To Strip For Cash

In the two weeks since Stormy Daniels pledged to visit migrant children housed at the border following Melania Trump's June 21 trip to McAllen Texas, the adult film star appears to have blown the kids off - instead stripping for cash at nine clubs around the country while the children suffer. 

Her attorney, Michael Avenatti, took on several cases last month for families of detained migrant children in what is surely inside his wheelhouse and certainly not a PR stunt - so when a Twitter user asked Daniels to join him and "please use your platform to help Avenatti and these kids," Stormy replied "I am headed down in a week. Don't worry. Just figuring out my best course of action to maximize my resources."

Instead, it seems that Stormy's "best course of action" was to twerk her way to the bank at several stops across the country.

Wait a second - as the Gateway Pundit's Kristinn Taylor noted on Friday, one of the clubs Stormy danced at Thursday is 2.8 miles away from the Upbring New Hope detention facility Melania Trump visited on June 21, and a one hour drive from the Brownsville, TX detention center visited by Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR).

No word on when she plans to visit those children, though she did make $75,000 during a single night in Vegas in January - so maybe she's saving up for gift baskets before she embarks on her Mother Teresa mission to kiss the feet of the unwashed.

Stormy did however fire off a Saturday tweet to signal her virtue - writing "The children detained at the border have families who love them and want them back. Let's reunite them so the resources being wasted can be used to help others in need." 

And as Breitbart's Josh Caplan notes, Daniels got defensive when someone replied "Really, Ms. Porn star, what can you do for them?? Strip??" to which the porn star stripper shot back: "Donate money and raise awareness just as you and anyone else can. Now pull your head out of your c--t." 

Unfortunately for the kids, it looks like the closest Stormy has gotten to actually making her way inside of a detention center is a porn she did in a jail last week: