Stormy Daniels Blows Off Migrant Children At Border, Instead Finds Time To Strip For Cash

In the two weeks since Stormy Daniels pledged to visit migrant children housed at the border following Melania Trump's June 21 trip to McAllen Texas, the adult film star appears to have blown the kids off - instead stripping for cash at nine clubs around the country while the children suffer. 

Her attorney, Michael Avenatti, took on several cases last month for families of detained migrant children in what is surely inside his wheelhouse and certainly not a PR stunt - so when a Twitter user asked Daniels to join him and "please use your platform to help Avenatti and these kids," Stormy replied "I am headed down in a week. Don't worry. Just figuring out my best course of action to maximize my resources."

Instead, it seems that Stormy's "best course of action" was to twerk her way to the bank at several stops across the country.

Wait a second - as the Gateway Pundit's Kristinn Taylor noted on Friday, one of the clubs Stormy danced at Thursday is 2.8 miles away from the Upbring New Hope detention facility Melania Trump visited on June 21, and a one hour drive from the Brownsville, TX detention center visited by Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR).

No word on when she plans to visit those children, though she did make $75,000 during a single night in Vegas in January - so maybe she's saving up for gift baskets before she embarks on her Mother Teresa mission to kiss the feet of the unwashed.

Stormy did however fire off a Saturday tweet to signal her virtue - writing "The children detained at the border have families who love them and want them back. Let's reunite them so the resources being wasted can be used to help others in need." 

And as Breitbart's Josh Caplan notes, Daniels got defensive when someone replied "Really, Ms. Porn star, what can you do for them?? Strip??" to which the porn star stripper shot back: "Donate money and raise awareness just as you and anyone else can. Now pull your head out of your c--t." 

Unfortunately for the kids, it looks like the closest Stormy has gotten to actually making her way inside of a detention center is a porn she did in a jail last week: 


Free This Juggernaut x2 Sun, 07/08/2018 - 17:11 Permalink

I wouldn't let that skank touch my cock, it would probably fall of in 10 seconds! Matter of fact, it would probably melt immediately, that fucking whore is a blow hard bitch, a gold digging cocksmoker!

I bet she could fit that whole toilet up her chuffer, easy!

Damn, I feel like Jabberwocky - I am gonna take a break from slaying communists for a while.

Sic Semper Tyrannis

At first I thought I read the headline"

"Stormy Daniels blows migrant children at the border"...whew, oh wait?!

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Theosebes Goodfellow El Oregonian Sun, 07/08/2018 - 19:34 Permalink

Look, since her behavior is soooo acceptable to so many people, (especially those on the left), why isn't anyone proposing she do some free performances... for the children?

You know, the little tykes, coming from some under developed country, will need to learn new skills to facilitate their adjustment to American life. What better way than to learn how to strip from a pro?

Think of all the other skill sets she can teach them while she's at it.../SSSSSS

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Pure Evil Son of Loki Sun, 07/08/2018 - 19:28 Permalink

If you been to your average neighborhood strip clubs the, ahem, ladies are pretty much shall we say, mostly lesbians, hookers, and/or drug addicts, and used up.

And, I hate to say it, no fan of Stormy, be she's slightly a step up from the usual fare at a lot of these joints.

I'm sure there's some places out there where the strippers are half-way descent looking but have yet to find such a place.

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gdpetti I am Groot Sun, 07/08/2018 - 17:00 Permalink

Size doesn't equate to the presence of 'milk'.... merely equates to its potential... and showing the little tots such enormous but empty 'bags' seems rather heartless... like a tease... and maybe, with this in mind, out of the kindness of her empty heart, she choose not to tangle with the little tots emotions and actual physical needs of nourishment. Maybe for this act of kindness in doing nothing, she too, like Obama, deserves a Nobel Peace Prize? Would that  not be appropriate for our country?


Otherwise, this is classic, 'do as I say, not as I do'.

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Oldguy05 I am Groot Mon, 07/09/2018 - 04:51 Permalink

Groot! Hers are fake "gigantic". ....Someone would have to impregnate the douche to get her to express any milk anyways. I wonder who would like to be the guy paying child support to THAT!....Yah great. Let me bat around your weirdly tight, non natural moving, fake milk bags. Here's 18 years of money for one night of fake titted drunken joy. Fvck that! I'd rather have a chubbster with real tits  you can weight and measure....and flop around like a pinata. Just do the laundry, shopping, clean the house and cook. I'll pay for that!.....I comment late. I work nights:)........but at least I read!

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any_mouse Took Red Pill Sun, 07/08/2018 - 17:41 Permalink

Why would anyone think having a sex worker visit children that accompanied illegal border crossers. /rhetorical

One connection could be that some of the children were being imported for the underage side of Stormy's life work.

A woman with an altered female body with exaggerated female attributes that are ugly.

A woman of no virtue, signalling virtue.

Peak America Hollywood Style.

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