Stormy Daniels Arrested In Ohio Strip Club

Stormy Daniels was arrested in a Columbus, Ohio strip club during her "Make America Horny Again" tour for allowing a customer to touch her on stage, according to her attorney Michael Avenatti. According to Daniels's Instagram account, she was scheduled to perform and the Sirens club in Columbus, Ohio.

Stormy Daniels mugshot from 2009 domestic violence arrest

Following the arrest Avenatti sprung into action, firing off a string of tweets: "Just rcvd word that my client @StormyDaniels was arrested in Columbus Ohio whole performing the same act she has performed across the nation at nearly a hundred strip clubs," adding "This was a setup & politically motivated."

"She was arrested for allegedly allowing a customer to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner!" he then tweeted. 

Daniels was arrested under an Ohio law known as the Community Defense Act, which prohibits anyone from touching a nude or semi-nude dancer, unless they are related. 

Specifically, the act "prohibits an employee who regularly appears nude or seminude on the premises of a sexually oriented business, while on the premises and while nude or seminude, from knowingly touching a patron who is not a member of the employee's immediate family... ...or allowing a patron who is not a member of the employee's immediate family or another employee who is not a member of the employee's immediate family to touch the employee or employee's clothing. "

Some “touches” face more serious penalties. Touching a dancer’s genitals, buttocks or the “female breast below a point immediately above the top of the areola” is a first-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. A second offense is a fourth-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail and a $250 fine. -Dispatch.com

According to an arrest report, Daniels began dancing around 11:30 Wednesday night. During her performance, officers in the club said they witnessed Daniels using her bare breasts to smack patrons. The officers also said they observed Daniels fondling the breasts of female patrons.

The report states that when the officers approached the stage, Daniels held the face of the female officer between her breasts. It also says she did the same to a male officer. The report goes on to say Daniels fondled the buttocks and breasts of another officer. At that point, court documents state that a fourth officer exited the club to request assistance to make an arrest.

And her perp walk:

While Avenatti claims this is politically motivated, perhaps the bigger question is why Ohio won't let a random person touch a stripper, while anyone related to the same stripper can go to town? Perhaps Stormy should have skipped Ohio and flown down to see those migrant children she promised to visit at the border, which she somehow hasn't found the time to do despite performing less than three miles away last week. 

In case you were wondering what Stormy feels like, Amanda Whiting of the Washingtonian detailed her experience of Stormy's breasts in great detail this week. 

Feeling Stormy Daniels’s breasts against your cheek is like diving head first into a velveteen ball pit. Her breasts are the perfect ratio of soft to firm. When I tell Stormy Daniels about how soft her own breasts feel, in a shout over “Material Girl”, she says “thank you” in a miraculously audible exhale and pillows her lips into a kiss on my right temple. I give her my last $7 and recede into the blue-black shadows.

When I hesitate, Stormy takes over, laying my face against her breast, which feels like bouncing into the wall of a marshmallow moonbounce. She whispers in my ear. She kisses me good night. She lets me give her my money. -Washingtonian

Life imitates art...

 

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Cognitive Dissonance Thu, 07/12/2018 - 07:39 Permalink

Don't touch me there...or anywhere else for that matter.

Apparently Ohio has laws about these things and undercover officers to enforce it. Where can I get a gig like that?

"She was arrested for allegedly allowing a customer to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner!" he then tweeted. 

Please explain to me how touching a strip dancer on stage during his or her strip tease act could be anything other than sexual in nature. Are there special parts, and a sexual zone surrounding them, which demarks sexual and non sexual touching?

Daniels was arrested under an Ohio law known as the Community Defense Act, which prohibits anyone from touching a nude or semi-nude dancer, unless they are related. 

Oh, I get it. So her brother or father can touch her, but I cannot.

We humans are truly insane.

Zerogenous_Zone helltothenah Thu, 07/12/2018 - 11:19 Permalink

i guess they're better than the pastie clubs?!

 

but this is all a ploy to get her name back into the news cycle...as every other 'ideological' leftist attack loses steam and goes off the rails...

 

such a long long wait for the ending...i'm getting worried it may be kind of anticlimactic...

 

but i'm still stocking up on corn to pop and booze to drink!!

 

zerogenous_zone

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zuuma nmewn Thu, 07/12/2018 - 10:33 Permalink

Just think... Trump hit that long, long ago. 

 Back when there were traces of hotness remaining. He is chuckling at this news, for sure.

Now, we see a tired, desperate, heavily-used strumpet with a few too many silicon injections.
Minus the makeup, especially scary.

I'd rather touch plutonium.

Her story is not unlike those once-famous, top 40 bands who now play county fairs & country taverns.

Sad.

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Carl Spackler house biscuit Thu, 07/12/2018 - 10:15 Permalink

I noticed the headphones (huh, cord is a potential suicide risk for the incarcerated?) 

and the dual monitors...This is what Columbus, Ohio tax dollars are going toward...1st world creature comforts for crooks?!  Seriously?

Note on bankrupt, desperate, idiot “lawyer” Avenatti: Advise client to be conscious of local laws and when they apply, such as when client makes self conscious decision to take on added legal risk by bringing patrons on stage in Ohio.

Summary Quote (applies here):

 “These (cultist) people are stupid.”

     - Q

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Totally_Disill… Leakanthrophy Thu, 07/12/2018 - 09:43 Permalink

This woman has been overused - the bags under eyes, wrinkles and the body of a man with oversized breast implants.  Sorry guys this woman is an example of a lowlife prostitute who needs to find another means of making a living.  No wonder she went after POTUS deep pockets.

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pods Leakanthrophy Thu, 07/12/2018 - 09:46 Permalink

Who would go to a damn strip club in Ohio?  Even at the Harris Teeter they will give you a sample of the deli meat before you buy any.

I assume the "rub and tug" massage parlors are not allowed either?  Sheesh.

pods

 

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