Bore a hole through the earth, use an induction coil to charge 'em as you drive through the magnetic fields and deliver 'em right to West LA read to go. Win/win.
Too hot down there. Strap a reusable drone balloon to each vehicle to auto pilot them to and fro. The extra traffic will have to be worked out with the FAA. A hair above the highest peaks.
Time to announce that Tesla is going to buy out Turkey. Erdoğan gets a Solar City and the islamists get Flamethrowers. And that Elongated Muskrat gets a distraction
i think a better caption contest would be for a photo of musk shaking hands with the nigger currently running his homeland. put a tent factory there dumb mass.
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“Yes. Incirlik would make a fine production facility!”
Turkish steel on sale too
In reply to “Yes. Incirlik would make a… by IridiumRebel
Is this photoshoped?
In reply to Turkish steel on sale too by NoDecaf
Muskputin.
In reply to Is this photoshoped? by mikka
"I heard that shorts are not permissible under Sharia Law."
In reply to Muskputin. by Oldguy05
Ok, Lets Talk Turkey.
In reply to "I heard that shorts are not… by Banana Republican
Musk: "Funding secured...? It fuckin' well better be or I'll out you as a pedo on Twitter you goat shagging cunt!"
-WetWipe
In reply to f by BaBaBouy
Is there an extradition treaty with the USA?
You know i thought about it and i think goats are very useful in cars as well. They can make you spare a lot of refresher, especially in summer.
In reply to Musk: "Funding secured...?… by wetwipe
"90x levered is cheap! Wanna lend me some money? Like by MONDAY?"
In reply to Is there an extradition… by Adolfsteinbergovitch
Bore a hole through the earth, use an induction coil to charge 'em as you drive through the magnetic fields and deliver 'em right to West LA read to go. Win/win.
In reply to 90x levered is CHEAP! You… by Atlas_shrugging
Too hot down there. Strap a reusable drone balloon to each vehicle to auto pilot them to and fro. The extra traffic will have to be worked out with the FAA. A hair above the highest peaks.
In reply to Bore a hole through the… by Last of the Mi…
Great pic!
Fucked & More Fucked
In reply to f by BaBaBouy
I thought that was a pic of Beavis & Butthead.
In reply to Great pic! Fucked & More… by JRobby
The Two MUSKeteers!
No.#3 must be Obummer.
In reply to Muskputin. by Oldguy05
Yuan seen nothing nyet.
In reply to The Two MUSKeteers! by El Oregonian
Nah! Once Erdogan releases the refugees to europe they can reuse the tents for production.
In reply to “Yes. Incirlik would make a… by IridiumRebel
Elon looks as old as Erdogan. Similar wrinkles too.
In reply to Nah! Once the refugees leave… by The central planners
Musk to Golem..
“I don’t want to be boring, but I have some used lithium laced shorts to sell you before you go down the tubes.
In reply to Is by mikka
Not a deal with the devil. A deal between devils!
In reply to “Yes. Incirlik would make a… by IridiumRebel
Time to announce that Tesla is going to buy out Turkey. Erdoğan gets a Solar City and the islamists get Flamethrowers. And that Elongated Muskrat gets a distraction
In reply to “Yes. Incirlik would make a… by IridiumRebel
need some flame throwers
In reply to “Yes. Incirlik would make a… by IridiumRebel
for the lira
In reply to “Yes. Incirlik would make a… by IridiumRebel
i think a better caption contest would be for a photo of musk shaking hands with the nigger currently running his homeland. put a tent factory there dumb mass.
In reply to “Yes. Incirlik would make a… by IridiumRebel
red wine & ambien
They both prevent cancer [in mice] so together they must prevent it more so, right?
In any case, there's no doubt you won't feel much pain on this regimen.
In reply to red wine & ambian by bamawatson
And a red scarf
In reply to red wine & ambian by bamawatson
Erdogan need those lithium batteries to deliver to the rebels in Idlib.
Elon can help Erdogan get off the grid.... lol
Musk must be standing on a ladder in that pic. Erdogan towers over him.
Musk is listed as 3 cm's taller
In reply to Musk must be standing on a… by Yen Cross
I'd say your weeny be a lot smaller.
"With this partnership, we're going to produce the world's first steel tent! It's fireproof!
".And there by the grace of god go I "
And there, but for the grace of God, go I.
In reply to ".And there by the grace of… by Bill of Rights
“Teslam”
Turkey to leave EU, be launched into space.
"In your country, is it legal to short stocks?"
It's a 420 thing... Well, if it's Incirlik then most likely a poppy thing, but what the hell...
E: "I stole a lot of money from my investors, I might need asylum."
E: "Cut me in on the loot and you can asylum in one of my palaces, I'll set you up with a harem."
E: "I'm into dudes."
E: "Huh, me too."
The Jew Taming the Shrew
Erdogan: Hey Musk, you look a little like Steven Baldwin
Musk: Cool, you resemble Peter Sellers
Erdogan: Yes, the pedophile market in Europe is only second to Hollywood
My Lie is bigger Than your lie
Turkey fucks itself hard. Musk inspires battery-powered solutions
You talkin' to me?
"Of course, Gulen's new Tesla will have Autopilot enabled."
That's a good one.
In reply to "Of course, Gulen's new… by Lembano
Could easily be a photo of father and son of the Asshat family.
"Oh you shitty-shitty Bang Bang , Shitty-Shitty BANG BANG, We Love You!"
Bang Bang shitty- shitty bang bang, my FINE four fendered friend....
So, it's a deal. You'll buy my cars and I'll buy, what is it again you sell us?
Is this picture real? WTH?
In reply to So, it's a deal. You'll buy… by Robert A. Heinlein