“Give Me Sydney Sweeney Or Give Me Death”
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“Give me Sydney Sweeney’s tits or give me death!”
Those were the words of Patrick Henry to the Second Virginia Convention on March 23, 1775.
Well, not those words exactly. But trust me, they’re very, very close. And the point was the same: liberty is great. And liberty means freedom. And freedom means unapologetic tits in clothing ads. It’s all we had before the internet existed. It’s what we stormed the beaches at Normandy for. It’s what John Lennon died for.
As you probably know by now, the devastatingly captivating Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad campaign hit the internet last week, and within hours the usual “woke” outrage factory clocked in for their shift (before immediately threatening to unionize and walking out).
“Intellectual” critiques of the Sweeney campaign started sprouting like weeds: “Is this the death of body positivity?” “Why is American Eagle glorifying beauty standards from… all of human history?”
The gist of the complaints? Bullshit like this.
Which is to say, the key critique is: Sydney Sweeney is a four alarm, weapons-grade smoke show in jeans and a tank top, which apparently constitutes some type of personal attack on anyone who isn’t.
Twitter threads unspooled at record pace, TikTok “activists” relived their high school theater days and offered up monologues about “toxic hotness,” the term “Nazi” got tossed around a lot and somewhere, a marketing intern at American Eagle hopefully realized they’d just won the free publicity lottery.
This (non) “controversy” occurred because somewhere along the path of inverting the common sense poles the last decade, being good-looking got treated like a moral failing. For a the better part of a decade now, the cultural mood has suggested that if you are attractive, you needed to apologize for it, dim your light, or strategically post blurry selfies in the name of “relatability.” Instead, people of a different size were celebrated…(READ THIS FULL COLUMN 100% FREE HERE).
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