Dan Loeb Checks Into The Apple Five Star Hedge Fund Hotel

There is one name one won't find on Third Point latest 13F. Curiously, it is the same name that is now Third Point's fifth largest position as of February 29, 2012. As we said: every hedge fund is now in it. More importantly, we wonder, when will Apple, which is effectively an Alphaclone of itself, start charging its shareholders 2 and 20 for the privilege of owning its stock?