Two weeks after Seattle's 'Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone' was disbanded following three weeks of lawlessness resulting in two murders and four shootings, Portland's Antifa cell set up their own (not so) safe-space.
Using stolen construction equipment and kitchen appliances, 'PNW Youth Liberation Front' set up barricades outside the Portland federal courthouse, dubbing it the "Chinook Land Autonomous Territory," or CLAT.
Overnight antifa occupied the street outside the Portland federal courthouse using stolen construction equipment and kitchen appliances. They named the occupation the “Chinook Land Autonomous Territory,” or CLAT. pic.twitter.com/wS89M0F9S5— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) July 15, 2020
Antifa in Portland set up walls and barriers in the street outside the federal courthouse to claim their own autonomous zone, calling it “CLAT” for “Chinook Land Autonomous Territory.” pic.twitter.com/ntQQPfCZAR— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) July 15, 2020
Given the uninspired name cooked up by these overachievers, we offer a suggestion:
For starters, they could have more appropriately gone with the Chinook Unified National Territorial System, where unemployed degenerates can preach Chinook Region Autonomous Policies.
Perhaps you can add your own suggestions in the comments section below?