Texas Realtors Stop Using 'Master Bedroom' Over Slavery Connotations

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by Tyler Durden
Saturday, Jun 27, 2020 - 06:30 PM

White Americans trying to outcompete each other in the wokelympics have found a new word to blacklist eliminate from the public lexicon over its ties to slavery.

According to TMZ, the Houston Association of Realtors (HAR) - which has one black guy in a leadership position - "is no longer using the word "master" to hype bedrooms and bathrooms on its Multiple Listing Service."

Going forward, they will be referred to as "primary" bedrooms and bathrooms, avoiding insensitive and awkward encounters which HAR claims has been "raised and considered for several years," according to the report. 

Houston area realtors are still free to use the 'offending' term, however, as HAR's newfound wokeness is just a suggestion.

Given the woke mob's ability to cancel 'offensive' content, concepts and now words, we have a few questions for clarification:

Will Gordon Ramsay change MasterChef to PrimaryChef?

Will the computer industry dispense with 'master / slave' to designate relationships between hard drives?

Will the PGA now hold the Primarys tournament?

Will Warner Brothers revise Mad Max so that "Primary Blaster" runs Bartertown?

Will The Last Dragon receive the same revisionism?

Will Metallica re-release Primary of Puppets?

What about:

Masters degrees?

Master cylinders?

Master recordings?

Enjoy the old language while you still can.