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My goal is to be king of the world. Barring that I guess I'll just collect welfare and suck off the tit of the state.

My favorite quote: "It's better to be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt" - Abe Lincoln

My favorite color: Paisley (it is so a color!)

My favorite historical figure: Rasputin  Why? He got more pussy than a toilet seat! On top of that after his death his followers saved his petrified cock as an historical relic!

Note - I am typing this in my mom's basement in my underwear . . . .


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