My goal is to be king of the world. Barring that I guess I'll just collect welfare and suck off the tit of the state.
My favorite quote: "It's better to be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt" - Abe Lincoln
My favorite color: Paisley (it is so a color!)
My favorite historical figure: Rasputin Why? He got more pussy than a toilet seat! On top of that after his death his followers saved his petrified cock as an historical relic!
Note - I am typing this in my mom's basement in my underwear . . . .