It's The Wizard of Oz and you're the star
Sit back and light a tasty cigar.
Take the red pill, but certainly not the blue
you may just end up homeless, sniffing glue.
The world is your oyster and a wild fucking ride
But you have to be able to roll with the tide.
So sit back my brethren, sit back my friend
As the mighty rip currents are about to begin.