Fractured Fed & Crescendo-ing Crude Trigger Market Mayhem Ahead Of Mega-Cap Tech Tornado

Tl;dr: Oil prices exploding higher and the most divided Fed in 34 years sparked some serious moves across asset-classes today (but stocks shrugged it off, hopeful as ever ahead of tonight's earnings extravaganza). Bonds battered, gold and crypto hammered, dollar surged, S&P unch!?

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