Naked 'Private Credit' Swimmers Exposed, Payrolls Plunge As Trump Sparks Week Of "Total, Global F**king Chaos"

Tl;dr: this week was 'extra' as the Millennials say... no way to shorten it up much better than this brief comment from an old friend (options trader in Chicago):

"Trump unleashed total, global, fucking chaos... and then the tide went on private credit's naked swimmers... and then jobs collapsed... I'm ready for a beer!"