Jake Tapper's Castrated Attempt At A Mea Culpa
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I’ll say right off the bat that I’m biased. I’ve developed a growing fondness for Megyn Kelly over the past few years—partly because the way she breaks things down on her podcast often tracks almost exactly with how I think (profanity included), and partly because when I randomly met her a couple of years ago in Atlantic City, she was warm, endearing, and genuinely kind to a total stranger who had almost certainly had one too many vodka tonics in him.
On her podcast over the last few years—especially during election season—she’s consistently showcased her razor-sharp intellect and her passion for objective truth. For what it’s worth, she also happens to be just as stunning in person as she is on television—a rarity in the entertainment world, based on my experience.
Naturally, all of this makes her a perfect femme fatale counterpart to CNN’s Jake Tapper, whose work during the same period served as a kind of journalistic foil to Megyn Kelly’s. Everyone reading this blog already knows what Tapper did in the lead-up to the election: he repeatedly defended President Joe Biden’s mental acuity—not inherently a problem, except that 1) it bore zero resemblance to the truth and 2) he did so while claiming to be an “unbiased” journalist.
Tapper’s humiliating stint carrying water for the Democrats’ hapless candidate heading into the 2024 election turned out to be as pointless as it was obvious. He and a cohort of equally biased journalists—masquerading as “unbiased” fact-checkers—were delivered a crystal-clear message by voters in November, when President Trump bulldozed Kamala Harris, the Democratic elite, whoever was manning the autopen during the Biden era, and the rest of the deep state she had in tow with her.
The federal ass-whooping Harris received should’ve been Tapper’s cue to pull a Brian Stelter—disappear from TV for a year, sit quietly in a corner, and reflect on what he’d done. But no. Instead, Tapper went full DumbassDoubleDown™ and decided to write a book about how Biden had always been mentally unfit for office—after spending years lying about Biden’s mental state and insisting he was totally fit for office. The book, hilariously, lays out the details of the massive cover-up put in place to hide the fact that Biden has been the cognitive equivalent of a side dish of hand-mashed potatoes for years.
Tapper came out swinging, peppering his media interviews about his new book with indignant whining about how everyone was misled by the mainstream media when it came to Joe Biden. And hey, why not try to recalibrate and reposition yourself after such a public faceplant? Chris Cuomo seems to have pulled it off, and Democrats are even strategizing ways to start podcasting more—presumably in an effort to seem vaguely human. But all these efforts ignore one simple truth: no focus group or thousand-page McKinsey PowerPoint can teach you how to be honest, speak from the heart, stand by genuinely held values or actually sound like a real person.
Take Cuomo, for example. During COVID, he sat on CNN smugly mocking anyone who dared question the vaccine or brought up alternative treatments like ivermectin. Then he magically reappeared at a more conservative-leaning gig with NewsNation and even popped up on the right-wing PBD Podcast. To his credit, Cuomo took his medicine—most notably in a livestream debate with Libertarian Dave Smith, who mercilessly curb stomped him on a number of topics, to the roaring approval of a well-informed and rightly furious audience.
Maybe Tapper saw that and thought, “Okay, all I need is one solid public ass-whooping on a conservative platform, and I’m good. That’ll square me with all the people I insulted and lied to.”
Which brings us to his interview with Megyn Kelly a few days ago. From the jump, it felt like this was supposed to be Tapper’s version of Cuomo’s beatdown by Smith. I’m sure some part of him figured, no press is bad press for the book, and resigned to mumbling through a half-hearted mea culpa before trying to compete with himself on how many times he could mention his own book’s name during a 2 hour interview.
But if you’re anything like me, you didn’t tune in to the Megyn Kelly podcast for the book. You tuned in for the overdue piper-paying. After all, no one needs a detailed breakdown of Biden’s incompetence—we were all living it while Tapper purposely kept his head in the sand.
Kelly, in surgical fashion, force-fed Tapper about 25 minutes of his own bullshit before finally agreeing to talk about the book—which, let’s be honest, was probably the price of admission for having him on in the first place.
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