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"State-Enforced Homosexuality"

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by Portfolio Armor
Thursday, Jan 01, 2026 - 21:37
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"State-Enforced Homosexuality"

Years ago, rightwing comedian/provocateur Sam Hyde gave a TedX talk which included outlandish predictions for the future, extrapolating from current trends. One of those predictions that seems slightly less outlandish today was "state-enforced homosexuality". 

Last night, during ESPN's Sports Center, they broke away from the sports for a moment to show the ball drop in Times Square. The camera went to the traditional New Years kissing including two bearded homosexuals.  ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt was visibly disgusted by this, but hilariously caught himself before sharing his true feelings about it verbally.

You can watch his reaction in the video in the X post below. 

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