How To Waste $15 Million In 30 Seconds

Countering Concerns About Jews Controlling The Media

There is sort of a symbiotic relationship between Jews concerned about Israel and avoiding assimilation and antisemites. Both Zionists and those who want to strengthen Jews' feelings of Jewish identity benefit from having enemies, and of course, antisemites benefit from having Jews around to blame for controlling the media, promoting leftwing policies, etc.

Unfortunately for antisemites, New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's antisemitism ad is so comically bad it may cause them to reconsider to what extent Jews are controlling the media and otherwise pulling the strings: How can Jewish billionaires like Robert Kraft wield power effectively if they are so inept and tone-deaf that they would burn money on ads like this? 

I'll let you consider that question as you watch the video of Kraft's organization's ad below. Before we get to that, allow me to share a quick PSA of my own.

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Now, onto Robert Kraft's PSA. 

$15 Million And Unrequited Love For African Americans

Years ago, at an office Christmas party for a brokerage in New York, I stood chatting with one of my coworkers, who happened to be black. Our manager came and grabbed him by the arm, pulling him onto the dance floor. Like many American Jews of a certain age, he had a fondness for African Americans despite that feeling not appearing to be mutual. 

I was reminded of that watching Robert Kraft's fantasy below, where a Jewish kind is bullied by his white classmates and a black classmate comes to his defense, before throwing his arm around the Jew in a brotherly way. 

Curious what you guys think about this one.