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Shocking Allegations Out Of JP Morgan

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by Portfolio Armor
Thursday, Apr 30, 2026 - 22:44
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Artist's conception of the alleged harassment 

Shocking Allegations Out Of JP Morgan

The Daily Mail reported that an Indian JP Morgan employee has filed a lawsuit alleging that the woman he reported to treated him as a sex slave. 

This led to some entertaining responses on X, facilitated by AI, highlighting the seemingly unlikely nature of the accusations. We'll share those below, but first a brief word from our sponsor. 

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AI Takes On The JP Morgan Indian Sex Slave Story

On X, a number of accounts reacted skeptically to the accusations, including Dago Supremacy.

Others took to AI to dramatize the perceived implausibility. 

Trend presented a follow up later, 

Finally, our friends at Psyop Anime offered their own, inimitable take. 

 

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