Bioterror Roundup: Vaccine Pimps Gone Wild, Aussie Penguins Vaxxed For Bird Flu

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Aussie penguins get bird flu injections

In a world at latent nuclear war, seemingly on the brink of economic calamity at any moment as the financial house of cards threatens collapse, bird flu terror still simmers on the back-burner, in the technocrats’ back pocket, ready for tactical deployment if need be.

Although they haven’t ramped up the terror to anywhere near COVID levels, speculatively, they possibly accurately assess that they torched their credibility with the public during Pandemic 1.0.

Accordingly, they probably couldn’t get nearly as much traction this time and possibly could even risk full-on uprising if they tried the lockdown/masking/vaxxing regime again.

But it’s coming, sooner or later, in the form of bird flu or some other gain-of-function chimeric Frankenstein.

To that end, they keep the terror at a soft boil in the news, in the background, biding their time, never letting the public forget the threat.

In the Land Down Under, which arguably enacted the most totalitarian COVID regime on the planet next to China, complete with internment camps for citizens who popped positive on a fraudulent PCR test, Victorian state authorities are currently “vaccinating” little penguins with by the thousands for bird flu.

Via ABC (the literal Australian state media, not to be confused with the de facto American state media ABC):

“The rush to protect Victoria’s little penguin population against bird flu continues, with about 1,000 birds having received their first doses of an H5N1 vaccine.
Authorities plan to vaccinate 5,000 little penguins at Phillip Island and St Kilda, with hundreds of the birds being rounded up and given a shot each night for the past week.
Last night, a team at the Phillip Island Nature Park, south-east of Melbourne, vaccinated their 1,000th bird, on the same day as the deadly strain that has killed hundreds of birds was detected in a long-nosed fur seal in South Australia, the first time it has been confirmed as crossing over to Australia’s mammal population.
Phillip Island is home to about 40,000 little penguins, making it the world’s largest colony.
Worst-case modelling suggests a major bird flu outbreak could kill between 8,000 and 16,000 of the birds.
About 10,000 doses of the vaccine are needed for the two-shot program.”

Australia began vaccinating its popular little penguins as part of the H5N1 bird flu vaccination program at Phillip Island in Victoria pic.twitter.com/laP3BlEHkB
— Reuters (@Reuters) August 21, 2026

Prediction: Some of these penguins are going to die, which will then be blamed on bird flu via dubious PCR testing, providing the pretext for more “vaxx-them-all-and-let-God-sort-them-out” hysteria in a never-ending feedback loop of blood-letting until Bill Gates has his fill of death and destruction (he never does).

Meanwhile, free-range Kiwi chickens on bird flu lockdown

Via RNZ Digital:

“While the threat of bird flu still hangs over the egg industry, the Egg Producers Federation says it’s likely free-range chickens will be going in and out of lockdown in the coming months.
Hundreds of thousands of hens have been in lockdown as the third case of bird flu was confirmed in a wild bird in Aotearoa.
But Egg Producers Federation chairperson and Mainland Poultry chief executive John McKay told RNZ’s Checkpoint they would let half a million of their hens back outside on Wednesday...
McKay warned it might be something Aotearoa* had to get used to in free-range farming.”

*Social Justice™ people and compliant Kiwi media now refer to New Zealand by the politically correct Maori term for the North Island, “Aotearoa.”

Elite vaccine pimp Paul Offit: ‘You can never really say MMR [vaccine] doesn’t cause autism’

By his own admission, “you can never really say” it truthfully, but Dr. Paul Offit has anyway on television, multiple times a week for years, because he likes his Big Pharma checks and he knows how to service his paymaster:

“You can never really say MMR [vaccine] doesn’t cause autism. But, frankly, when you get in front of the media, you better get used to saying it because otherwise people hear a door being left open when a door shouldn’t be left open.”

Top vaccine pimp @DrPaulOffit:
"You can never really say MMR doesn't cause autism. But, frankly, when you get in front of the media, you better get used to saying it." pic.twitter.com/KPKJlyDmE2
— Armageddon Prose (@ArmageddonProse) August 25, 2026

The charitable interpretation of this statement would be that Dr. Paul harbors such contempt for the Deplorable serfs that, in his appraisal, they simply can’t be trusted, when presented with the facts, to correctly interpret that information and make an informed risk-benefit analysis.

He and his comrades in The Science™ will determine what’s best for them.

This is their burden as higher beings.

The White Coat’s Burden, if you will.

The likelier interpretation, though, is that he knows very well that vaccines cause autism.

If that cat were ever allowed out of the bag, he’d have hell to pay for all the children he has maimed and killed over his career.

And anyway, honest to God, though, what is the doctor supposed to do?

Fidelity to ethics didn’t make him a multimillionaire celebrity after he sold Merck his rotavirus vaccine and then leveraged his position on the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) to get it recommended for all the nation’s children and enrich himself in the process.

How is the doctor supposed to receive slobbering fellatio from cable news actresses — his favorite thing, next to the money — if he doesn’t, in turn, service the pharmaceutical advertisers on those networks by laundering their bullshit through the veneer of white coat respectability in turn?

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Top researcher debunking autism-vaccine nexus to plead guilty to fraud charges

The CDC rewarded German scientist Poul Thorsen handsomely for his work ostensibly debunking any link between autism and vaccines going back to the 1990s.

He’s now set to plead guilty to multiple felonies related to the fraud he perpetrated in that endeavor.

Via The Defender:

“A former Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) scientist who played a crucial role in research rebutting any link between vaccines and autism is expected to plead guilty next week to wire fraud and money laundering.
Poul Thorsen, 65, is finalizing a plea deal with prosecutors relating to charges stemming from a 2011 federal indictment, Nathan Kitchens, assistant U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Georgia, told The Defender.
Thorsen, who began working for the CDC in the late 1990s, faces two counts of wire fraud and nine counts of money laundering related to over $1 million in CDC grant money. The funds were earmarked for autism and public health research, but Thorsen allegedly used them to buy a home, two cars and a motorcycle…
Danish independent vaccine safety researcher Vibeke Manniche, M.D., Ph.D., said some of the federal funds Thorsen is said to have misused may have been intended for vaccine-autism studies. Manniche said the guilty plea calls Thorsen’s research into question.
“An obvious question is whether he also has been cheating with data to achieve the results he sought,” Manniche said. “That we don’t know. A good rule in gold-standard science is replication, and it would be wise, for so many reasons, to replicate his work,” independently of the institutions Thorsen had been affiliated with.
Grundvig noted that the Thorsen indictment included unnamed co-conspirators, suggesting that the investigation may implicate more people — and also the controversial autism research that Thorsen helped publish in 2002 and 2003 that was cited as proof of no link between vaccines and autism.””

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Aussie penguins get bird flu injections

Meanwhile, free-range Kiwi chickens on bird flu lockdown

Elite vaccine pimp Paul Offit: ‘You can never really say MMR [vaccine] doesn’t cause autism’

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