“Keep Digging,” Says Shovel Salesman Jensen Huang
Submitted by QTR's Fringe Finance
Maybe it’s the bullshit detection genes that were passed down to me from my mother, but I simply can’t wind up trusting a word Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says about how much AI regulation the United States needs.
Just call it a gut reaction from me. It doesn’t mean Huang is necessarily wrong about AI. It’s just that I look at him and all I can see is one of the most financially conflicted people on planet Earth to ask about AI regulation.
According to CNBC, Huang has increasingly gained President Trump’s ear on AI policy, appearing alongside him repeatedly and pushing a relatively simple message as concerns about AI safety mount: keep moving, keep building and don’t let regulation get in the way.
What an astonishing coincidence that this also happens to be fantastic policy for Nvidia, which sits at the nerve center of a multi trillion dollar AI infrastructure boom…which itself sits at the nerve center of an even larger global economic ponzi scheme (hereinafter referred to as: the global economy).
Nvidia’s chips are effectively the picks and shovels of the entire operation. Every hyperscaler racing to build another data center, every AI lab trying to train a larger model and every corporation terrified of being left behind has helped create extraordinary demand for Nvidia’s hardware. In return, Nvidia has “invested” in a countless number of other operations that rely on its hardware. One big happy circle jerk family.
And one of the most spectacular corporate ascents in history for Nvidia. It has become one of the central pillars of the AI trade, which itself has become enormously important to the U.S. stock market. Nvidia and the other mega cap technology companies tied to the AI boom carry enormous weight in major indexes owned by investors around the world.
There is a staggering amount of money riding on the proposition that the AI spending boom continues. And sitting directly in the middle of it is Jensen Huang. It’s been the reason for my (somewhat) tongue-in-cheek opinion that Nvidia will never miss an earnings report again, because the powers that be would rather see them commit egregious accounting fraud than tell the truth about shitty numbers and watch the global economy collapse.
And now Huang is apparently becoming one of the president’s most influential voices on precisely the question that could determine how quickly this machine is allowed to keep running. You almost have to admire the efficiency.
CNBC reports that Trump has increasingly echoed Huang’s views on AI safety, while Huang has publicly dismissed some of the more apocalyptic warnings surrounding artificial intelligence. His preferred solution to many safety concerns is essentially “good old fashioned engineering.”
Maybe he’s right. But forgive me if I’m not eager to treat the CEO of Nvidia like an objective third party monk who has been summoned down from a Nepalese ashram to offer Washington philosophical wisdom about the future of humankind. The guy is a CEO of the company selling the hardware required to run the experiment...(READ THIS FULL COLUMN 100% FREE HERE).