Children’s Hospital Now Vaccinates Unconscious Children During Surgery

Originally published via Armageddon Prose:

“By any means necessary” is the ethos of the vaxx-them-all-and-let-God-sort-them-out technocrats.

The means, in practice:

· If you have to make submission to the injection a prerequisite to go to school or work or participate in society in any meaningful way, effectively exiling them from public life, that’s, as leftist hero Noam Chomsky put it, the “right response”
· If you have to rig studies to demonstrate safety and efficacy, that’s just thinking outside of the box

· If you have to bribe regulators, essentially turning the Public Health™ apparatus into a PR operation for Big Pharma, that’s the cost of doing business
· If you have to terrorize the rabble with scary graphics and tell them they’re going to kill their grandmother, they’re just going to have to swallow their medicine
· If you have to kill some kids, those are just the eggs you had to break to make that quarterly earnings report omelet. And anyway, you’ve plied Congress and regulators to magnanimously grant you full legal immunity when those kids die, so what’s the downside in getting rid of a few useless eaters?
· If you have to refer the “vaccine-hesitant” for psychiatric care in a government facility so they can be pumped full of SSRIs and anti-psychotics and lithium until they forget what planet they’re on and will agree to whatever as drool runs down the side of their stupid faces, as the Canadian state does with its holdouts, well, it’s for their own good

· If you have to put the kid under before you inject him because he won’t sit still or his parents won’t consent unless they’re already in a high-stress, high-pressure situation, that’s just a little ethical practice called “meeting the patient where they are” — where they are being unconscious on the operating table, where any good rapist who doesn’t want to work too hard to get his satisfaction would want them

The stealthy administration of injections to children rendered unconscious via medical sedation has been in the works since at least 2023 with the advent of the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia’s dystopian program called “Close Your Eyes, We’ll Immunize.”

Via Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia:

“Historically, vaccination of children has occurred where they routinely get medical care, but increasingly access to vaccines at other locations, such as pharmacies, school clinics, or even at home (e.g., FluMist Home), helps families who have barriers to access. Barriers can take the form of limited time, needle phobia, awareness of annual recommendations, and more. This month, we wanted to share a program at the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) that has increased influenza vaccination among children undergoing sedation or anesthesia.
The program, “Close Your Eyes, We’ll Immunize,” has been providing influenza vaccines to children undergoing sedation or anesthesia for other procedures since 2023. During influenza season, families receive information about the program as part of their preoperative communications. On the day of the procedure, staff revisits the opportunity for vaccination, assesses interest and identifies eligible patients. When families agree, the vaccination is then administered while the child is sedated.”

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Last winter alone, CHOP managed to inject, through the Close Your Eyes program, over 2,000 little bigot anti-vaxxers on its operating tables with flu shots that don’t actually work because they’re based on shoddy guesswork.

Via The Defender:

“In the 2025-2026 flu season, the team delivered 2,054 flu vaccine doses to children undergoing sedation or anesthesia. Roughly a third of those wouldn’t have otherwise received the flu vaccine due to needle phobia, limited healthcare access or vaccine hesitancy, the leaders said.
After launching the program in 2023, its leaders are seeking to expand the program by including COVID-19, RSV and other catch-up shots for kids whose vaccinations aren’t up to date with federal vaccine recommendations.”

Given the already heightened state of stress that anesthesia places on the body, several doctors who clearly haven’t gotten enough free pharmaceutical paraphernalia from hot pharma reps in low-cut tops and cushy, all-expenses-paid Brought to You by Pfizer™ speaking engagements at some Hawaii beachfront resort remain skeptical of injecting sedated children with drugs that are already plenty dangerous in a state of consciousness.

Continuing:

“Dr. Madhava Setty, a board-certified anesthesiologist with 24 years of clinical experience, called CHOP’s program “stunningly irresponsible.”…
Anesthesia and whatever other medications are required for an operation carry enough risk as it is, because the drugs used in the operating room are especially potent, Setty said. That’s especially true for children. “We simply cannot know how an individual child will respond to these drugs for the first time.”
Dr. Larry Palevsky, a pediatrician, called it a “very bad idea” to administer a flu vaccine to a child under anesthesia. “Anesthesia and surgery increase stress levels and inflammation in children’s bodies — so do vaccines.”
Vaccinating children while under anesthesia and surgery will only increase the potential for significant adverse events, since it will be harder for children to detoxify from vaccination while under anesthesia, he said. “This is a perfect storm to use a setting like the stress of anesthesia and a surgical procedure to further injure children.””

Not to worry; Dr. Madhava Setty and Dr. Larry Palevsky will get their minds right one way or another, or they might just find themselves up for a surprise review of their medical licenses.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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