"Anytime, Anywhere": Trump Taunts Biden To Debate, White House Wigs, And 'View' Crones Tell Wine-Moms He's "Illegitimate"

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by Tyler Durden
Thursday, Mar 07, 2024 - 08:05 PM

While Biden brags about forcing the President of Mexico (or Egypt), to allow humanitarian aid into Gaza, his administration, top Democrats, and their media tentacles insist he's a well-oiled galaxy brain behind closed doors - to the point where even SNL has thrown in the towel.

Meanwhile, Trump is back to being an existential threat to humanity.

And so, Trump's recent challenge to Biden to debate him has sent the usual suspects into histrionics.

Donald Trump attends a Super Tuesday election night watch party at Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Fla., on March 5, 2024. (CHANDAN KHANNA/AFP via Getty Images)

"It is important, for the good of our country, that Joe Biden and I debate issues that are so vital to America, and the American people. Therefore, I am calling for debates, anytime, anywhere, anyplace!

"The debates can be run by the corrupt DNC, or their subsidiary, the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD). I look forward to receiving a response. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" Trump said in a March 7 post to Truth Social.

Trump's challenge triggered a response from the Biden campaign - which said: "I know Donald Trump’s thirsty for attention and struggling to expand his appeal beyond the MAGA base, and that’s a conversation we'll have at the appropriate time in this cycle," while speaking with Fox. "But if he’s so desperate to see President Biden in prime time, he doesn’t have to wait! He can join the tens of millions of Americans who will tune in to watch the State of the Union tomorrow night. He might even learn a thing or two about bringing people together and actually delivering for the American people."

What a douche.

White House spox Karine Jean-Pierre didn't do much better.

Coming to Biden's rescue, the literal witches (probably?) from The View swooped in on their broomsticks to suggest that Biden shouldn't 'lower' himself to debating an 'illegitimate president.'

 In short: directly over target...