What Happens After The Mob Goes Dracarys?

The French roast may have gone too far

France hasn't dominated social media like this since Miss Universe contestant Eva Colas delivered her unforgettable “FRAAAAAANCE!” — a two-second vocal meltdown that went viral for all the wrong reasons.

Fast-forward to 2026, and France is screaming again. Only this time, it's the bond market doing the shouting.