We have become a nation in a permanent state of emergency...

"Pain trade continued today with another dramatic divergence between IWM and QQQ. Felt more of a panic for downside hedges with 2.4m QQQ puts trading today"

The elite set of individuals that sit atop our federal agencies have completely weaponized our entire government apparatus...

At the top of the table is Ukraine, which has earmarked a staggering average of 9.46% of its total economic output on defense over the past five years...

"She eventually suffered loss of feeling in her extremities and was diagnosed with transverse myelitis, or spinal cord inflammation..."

Iran says it has 'invincible' weapon...

Controversy has surrounded Disney’s The Little Mermaid for the last couple of years as some have criticized the live adaptation’s “woke” story changes.

"The SEC has totally misunderstood the term..."

Toxic gas clouds...

"Problematic on several fronts..."

The price cuts were getting so egregious that the China Association of Automobile Manufacturers went so far as to put out a message on its official WeChat account, stating that "a price war is not a long-term solution" in May. 

"The truth, whatever it is, regardless of what the subject is, belongs with the American people..."

Meyer said that she would consider “punishment or sanctions” against Hunter Biden, including “incarceration for civil contempt..."

Just some?

In competition with Babylon Bee...

It's all so tiresome...

This has bee the 3rd best year for Buy the Dip strategies, but with vol collapsing, positioning re-building, and policy still tightening, the risk of a fragility shock is rising. The good news is you can now get paid to wait while protecting against a fragility shock...

...serving as a New York Times correspondent these days cannot be easy. You have to convey utter nonsense to your readers while maintaining a straight face and a serious demeanor...