Police Surround Iran Consulate In Paris Where Man Threatens To Blow Himself Up

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Comes hours after Israeli overnight 'retaliation' strikes on Iran...


Economic Warning From The NFIB

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While this time could certainly be different, the economic warnings from the NFIB survey should not be dismissed. The data could explain why the Fed is becoming more adamant about cutting rates.


Futures Reverse All Losses, Oil Slides After Iran Plays Down Israeli Attacks, Signals No Retaliation

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“No one will want to be short of crude and the havens ahead of the weekend,. From a risk-management perspective you can’t say definitively that geopolitical risk is done and dusted. So we may see another bout of de-risking."


The Great Firewall: China Orders Apple To Remove WhatsApp, Threads From App Store

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"We are obligated to follow the laws..." 


Hard Money Heat Check

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Take it easy...but take it.


23andMe Saved From Collapse After CEO Floats Private Takeover  

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"... is considering making a proposal to acquire all of the outstanding shares of 23andMe." 


What Happened To Bitcoin?

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...a seemingly immaculate conception turned toward a different purpose, and serving again as a reminder that on this side of heaven, there will never be an institution or idea immune to compromise and corruption...


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  • Equities are entirely in the red, though well off worst levels following geopolitical events overnight
  • Israel conducted an operation against Iran which an Iranian official said was on a military airbase near Isfahan.

Albanian "King Of Instagram" Used Platform To Tell Followers How To Sneak Into Britain, Join The Drug Trade

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"It's great to stay in the cannabis house. I can live there without a problem..."


Battle Royal: Rare Hammer Candles Meet A Poor Risk-Off Backdrop

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SPX putting in a massive hammer candle overnight, touching the 100 day at intraday lows. Let's see how this develops over the day....

Weak EV Market Dragged Down European Car Sales In March

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The slowdown in EV sales in recent months has not been limited to Europe...


Markets Dump Then Rebound As Israel Retaliates To Iran In Oddly Toothless, Performative Response

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Iran says its nuclear facilities remain unharmed...


Swiss Watch Exports Crash In China & Hong Kong

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"The negative trend is even worse than we expected..." 


'Israel Propped Up Hamas': Fireworks Ensue During ZeroHedge Debate, Dennis Prager Says Atrocity Claims 'Libel'

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"Everyone should watch this debate..."


Borrell Came Up With A Nifty Excuse For Why NATO Won't Shoot Down Russian Missiles Over Ukraine

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Ukraine became jealous like never before after NATO members helped shoot down Iranian missiles en route to Israel earlier this month yet won’t lift a finger to help Ukraine shoot down Russian ones...


Down Is The New Up

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April MTD - down moves bigger than up moves. Haven't seen this since October 2023.

Illegal UK Immigrant Who Protested With Sign Saying "Migrants Are Not Criminals" Pleads Guilty To Rape Of 15-Year-Old Girl

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Several attempts to deport Congolese national Anicet Mayela prior to the attack were thwarted by human rights lawyers and feigned injuries...


BRICS - The Project Of The Century

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De-dollarization is already here...


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APAC stocks were lower across the board as the initial tech-related selling stemming from Wall St was exacerbated by reports of explosions in Iran following an Israeli operation although stocks are off today's worst levels as Iran downplayed and later denied the attack.

N.Y. Gives Trump The Anne Boleyn Treatment

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Bragg elevated this misdemeanor into a felony...